Today is finally the day. The long awaited review of Cabin Boy comes to the podcast today. Also featuring segments such as Meech has a mustache. 

Mike has to find out if he was the asshole or not a situation recently. Meech creates a new system to judge people on. Turns out Ellen might be a big ole piece of shit. Brett should still be an intern.

So this episode we tried to lay off the real news stuff and talk about a conspiracy theory for a minute,

We also wanted to come up with some under the radar movie and show suggestions for all you guys out there.

Mike - Snowpiercer (Netflix), His Dark Materials (HBO), Turn Up Charlie (Netflix), Never Back Down (HBO), Five Days (HBO)

Meech - Maniac (Netflix), The Night Eats The World (Amazon), Circle (Netflix), The Sinner (Netflix)

Both - How to Make it in America (HBO)

Well we actually talk a lot of football but then somehow this episode derails and undermines all we talked about. Meech addresses basically all of his bad takes at once and puts up a fight equal to a gazelle vs. a lion. It was a bloodbath quick. Strap in

Guys we promise none of this episode is about the Coronavirus. Just a couple of guys talking about things that are totally unrelated to the apparent pandemic we are currently experiencing. Probably a bit of movie talk.

There isn't much happening in football and Meech refuses to embrace other sports so this week the guys get off all their hot political takes involving national women's day, anti-vaxing, coronavirus and more.

Some guys ran fast and picked things up and put them down a lot. It was pretty dope. Where is Brady gonna go? Meech disappears mid podcast so that was an adventure. 

Meech got attacked by a beetle mid episode and almost ruined the recording by losing a bunch of his audio like an idiot. Thankfully its just the really funny part where he freaked out like a child over a goddamn bug continuing his trend of doing really funny shit that isn't recorded. Gonna have to fire his ass soon.

So the mob was rigging the McDonald's McMillion's game, Blumhouse released the worst movie we've seen in decades, and if it weren't for the Outsider releasing heater after heater we might have just skipped this episode.

We talk free agency a bit, offseason storylines, the XFL and how it might not be horrible. Meech settles a longtime question of can he dunk?