Mike and Miguel discuss the Sausage Castles latest addition to the property, the Pig Racing arena. Plus the guys discuss the upcoming 4th of July party and times they accidentally burnt their penis’s with fire and the valuable lessons they learned from that.

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The guys get the entire team involved in the conversation as to what inanimate object they would have sex with plus they talk about the bikini contest they just hosted and who has the roughest looking hookers gas stations or truck stops. 

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Mike and Miguel discuss Tinder personal assistants, how to fix the WNBA, Arena football and We learn the origin of Abdul the Shit Talking Puppet.

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Mike and Miguel discuss their childhood dream jobs that they know now they could never have done. The guys discuss parenting techniques that are now outlawed. Plus we learn a lot more about sperm than any of us expected to. 

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Mike and Miguel tell the wild tale of the Ginnie Springs Trip. From people being murdered to Rocking a crowd of thousands Ginnie Springs proved as always to be a hell of an adventure. Plus the guys discuss the airing of their episode of WWE Lost Treasures on A&E and all the upcoming events the Sausage Castle has planned. 

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The guys talk about the power of memes plus Mike and Miguel flash back to their childhoods and the Neighborhood allies they formed and the guys they constantly fought. 

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Mike and Miguel return with the podcast after a two week hiatus. The guys discuss their childhood babysitters, curfews and other nostalgic tales of childhood plus they tell the story of the catfishing massage therapist 

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The guys talk about how to deal with the end of a relationship. Mike and Miguel discuss guys who become possessive of women. Plus the Sausage Castles new Putt Putt course is opening despite everyone telling Mike it was impossible. 

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We recap members weekend, VICE films a show at the castle, we get ready for our Ginny Springs trip and Daniel gets his first Blow Job 

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We mourn the loss of DMX, Reggaeton royalty takes over the Sausage castle, Mike and Miguel rant about the downfall of customer service and the guys share stories of the time they brought an outdoor scally to an indoor function 

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