Untangling the holiday lights as we prepare for the WINTERSNOWMAGGEDON, buckle up for the Pilgrims, praise our Founding Forefathers like Hamilton and Jefferson (well, George Hamilton and George Jefferson, but we digress) and then recreate the historic meeting between Elvis & Nixon.

We bid farewell to Uncle Bill as School the Fools graduates into the history books. Speaking of which, Mike & Jon discuss their idea for "Maybe History" as we ponder Sacagawea as the first snowboarder in history.

We talk with Nikki Moor about Salvation Army bell ringing, name the GIGO Holiday Giveaway Grand Prize winner, tell scary tales of porta-potties and then Google hard candies, Thriller and the Green Giant.

We try not to get run over by the Lions bandwagon with Tim Robinson, explore the potpourri mystery with Bonnie Runyan, go cookie crazy with Rhonda from Torch 180 and then marvel at the great "ka-chunk" of Pink Floyd 8-tracks.

We recount the recount with Rich Perlberg, avoid the mistletoe, hide from carolers, and then get snazzy.

The one and only Heywood Banks joins us for some high-tech holiday merriment. We discuss the legend of Jamie Todd Reuben and then harken back to those glorious days of the Sears catalog.

Comfortable dating habits lead to a $100 giveaway, then we ponder old pants before getting our nuts cracked on School the Fools.

We talk up the final week to enter Mike & Jon's GIGO Holiday Giveaway, try and avoid drinking the Lions Kool-Aid, ponder the difference between hot chocolate and hot cocoa and learn that Mike fluffs the grass.

We go to other side of the sun in the debate over solar power in Conway and Cohoctah townships, talk with GGB (Great Grandma Bonnie Runyan) and then salivate over a donut burger at Torch 180.

We try and shed light on a proposed solar power project in Conway Township, learn a LOT less about Herschel Walker and get angry at ice cream.