Mike's Unedited Let's Plays!

Don't try grunty voices when you're gunged up. Not the best plan.

I catch a Pichu. Other stuff happens, I impersonate the goons of that radio show from the 60s, also I cannot do macho man Randy Savage.

Pink feathered, double kicking shrimp botherers.

Also available in video form on an ancient YouTube channel.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8D0F6lbYKx8

Not sure how best to address how surprised I was with this game. Very good fun silly time.

Switches are weird, the word weird is weird. Why's it spelt like that if those nonsense rules we were taught as kids apply?

Everyone delights to spend their summer's holiday

down beside the side of the silvery sea.

I'm no exception to the rule, in fact, if I'd my way,

I'd reside by the side of the silvery sea.

But when you're just the common garden Smith or Jones or Brown,

At business up in town, you've got to settle down.

You save up all the money you can till summer comes around

Then away you go to a spot you know where the cockleshells are found

Oh! I do like to be beside the seaside!

I do like to be beside the sea!

Oh I do like to stroll along the Prom, Prom, Prom!

Where the brass bands play, "Tiddely-om-pom-pom!"

So just let me be beside the seaside!

I'll be beside myself with glee

and there's lots of girls beside,

I should like to be beside, beside the seaside,

beside the sea!

Timothy went to Blackpool for the day last Eastertide

To see what he could see by the side of the sea.

As soon as he reached the station there the first thing he espied

Was the wine lodge door stood open invitingly

To quench his thirst, he toddled inside and called out for a wine

Which grew to eight or nine, till his nose began to shine.

Said he 'What people see in the sea, I'm sure I fail to see'

Then he caught the train back home again and to his wife said he

Oh! I do like to be beside the seaside!

I do like to be beside the sea!

Oh I do like to stroll along the Prom, Prom, Prom!

Where the brass bands play, "Tiddely-om-pom-pom!"

So just let me be beside the seaside!

I'll be beside myself with glee

and there's lots of girls beside,

I should like to be beside, beside the seaside,

beside the sea!

William Sykes the burglar he'd been out to work one night

filled his bags with jewels, cash and plate.

Constable Brown felt quite surprised when William hove in sight.

Said he, "The hours you're keeping are far too late."

So he grabbed him by the collar and lodged him safe and sound in jail.

Next morning looking pale, Bill told a tearful tale.

The judge said, "For a couple of months I'm sending you away!"

Said Bill, "How kind! Well if you don't mind, Where I spend my holiday!"

Oh! I do like to be beside the seaside!

I do like to be beside the sea!

For the sun's always shining as I make my way,

And the brass bands play, "Ta-ra-ra-boom-de-ay"

So just let me be beside the seaside!

I'll be beside myself with glee

and there's lots of girls beside,

I should like to be beside, beside the seaside,

beside the sea!

Brief break from work to bring you a surprisingly good port of Fatal Fury Special. Fewer characters in it but it's alarmingly functional for a 90s handheld fighting game.

Catching things, doing voices inconsistently, falling asleep.

I really should get into Virtua Fighter because I love DoA's gameplay but if someone walks in on me playing it I feel fundamentally gross. Like, can we just have the "I'm too awkward for this ogling" mode in all games? Yeah?

It's wild because I'm just fine around gigantic tits in real life, you know bodies are bodies and all that. But the lasciviousness of team ninja feels icky in a way I just don't feel around real people. Probably doesn't help that so many of these characters who are treated as sex objects are canonically underage...

Anyway I don't actually get to play for long because my smallest got a proper grump on.