Milf City

How have you been eating

Ghee enema

Peed into a cup outside a Wendy’s

Funny musician joke. Fart and then match the pitch like you’re tuning an acapella group

We’re all alright scene nightingale

Accordion to Jim

lets mix some sound drops together

restaurant slogan eat here or will both starve

a show about a gay couple who owns a home called homeowners also they’re nurses

I was in the sauna next to the sky with the stickiest goddamn mouth sounds of ever heard it was disgusting I couldn't stay in there

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Joseph Gordon levitt Uber show

Ranch water

Calling things a vibe a mood or aesthetic

Man in locker room w huge softball sized testicles spreading powder on them

Testicuzzi ball jacuzzi

Foreign speaker penis videos

Good name for a leftist podcast last realist on the left

the other day I accidentally made paprika bread

Gene S. Proctor Penis doctor. Can I uh take a look at your penises?

Joke

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Love in an elevator

Ever had to take a shit at a party or another terrible place

Sit on it and spin and flip someone off

Gym douche. Videos clapping loudly talking about stocks. Talking to himself trump sucks. Biden sucks. You know who did t suck John f Kennedy

944 drop jay

The Pizza Hut bat man pizza

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I was at the gym in the sky in the locker room was saying yeah you see under 1000 cal to cut weight and I thought he left the locker room and I saying to myself you shouldn't do that and then it turned out he was still in the locker room I think

Put me in coach joke again

TWO GAMES - question game alphabet style

Three syllable jitterbug

Larry Scotter obvious Harry Potter rip off podcast

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what if he did the year something on your shirt game but instead of just swiping up the chest you swipe all the way up from the dick

Someone knocking on the bathroom stall open the door and say can I help you?

the moose tracks cone

one of my little things will not be real

the other day I was driving around and I was bored so i decided to spend the next 20 minutes driving down a busy street just barking at strangers.

Peanuts and sugar

🅿️

Do the put me in coach joke again

Questions game alphabetically

Fantasy heroes journey improv

Dorime with backing track

Story of train man in corner store.

Shout out to ice cream

To my haters keep sucking I’m about to cum

Tinder

Girl with just a picture of toilet paper bio asexual

Peanuts and sugar

Old man at gym hangin back sexual noises

In the sauna later with a loud timer on

Old Asian man in sauna bush no mask

I don’t need sex because the government fucks me everyday

Drip rip

Put me in coach at the airport

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Shadow in the club. Dramatic house song freestyle

Is it safe to water plants w urine?

Sharp shits like there’s mini Doritos stuck in the log

It tastes of shit - British chef

I’ve been giving everyone the peace sign. Bad?

Old men hanging dong in locker room

Little boy screaming in my face as I enterered Clark’s

Old man doing legs out pull ups

New Dorp Staten Island.

Superheroe movie was kind of funny -

Spiderman but he gets bitten by a dragon fly which isn't a very funny animal

He spills animal pheramones on himself at zoo. All the animals start fucking him. Including a snail who says, "Take it all bitch"

Stephen hawking shows up at the science fair and asks the room if they want to smoke some hash.

Paula abdul jokes 2008

Professor Xavier is Tracey Morgan in a bald cap

Shot of wolverine shaving his legs

Professor Xavier's wife is also bald and in a wheelchair. As are histhree young kids

A lot of people getting hit. Johnny storm freaks out when he does flame on some one beats him with a fire extinguisher

when dragonflyman and his girl kiss they take a step back and dragonfly man has huge hard nipples

dragonfly man is on the ceiling but he really has to piss. He's hiding from his nemesis who's in the house. The nemesis turns away. Close up on dragonflys crotch a drip of piss comes out. THere's a kerplunk and the bad guy turns around. Keeps happening with more and more piss each time.

Great scene he's confessing his love to the girl the grandma is sleeping on the couch and starts farting again and again. Of course the girls hair is getting blown back and shit. She shoves tampons up her nose

Scene from a new cbs drama. Bill and his wife and his dog.

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white nose hair

Characters that would give great gawkgawk9000 - venom lickitung jar jar binks yoshi odie Garfield

TikTok lady in chair lift pipe burst underneath?

Tinder readings

Bought new mic covers

Bubblers bubblers toilet troublers

Quail T.

Cheb

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Little things - thoughts, feelings or ideas that I deem just interesting enough to share with you all.

Pizza eating contest

Old candy opening

Randy and his mom with roast beef head

Free slushees at clinic

the misogynists a massage parlor that only massages man

Buffet barbershop. Buffade

it's weird what are brains make us think sometimes I get it I just started imagining what it would be like if I stuck my dick head into a can of soda and then my dick started getting hard right under the tip

big truck pulled up in front of a license plate just said Cooter and had a confederate flag on it

there was a bumper sticker I saw that said my car was made belt with wrenches not chopsticks

Taking woman’s cart at Aldi

Movie theaters are gross

People who chew pills in movies

bakery slogan you got what we need

ONE WORD IMPRESSIONS

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Simply having a wonderful Christmas time

Welcome to shitmas 4

Christmas rap

When you takeoff your socks you should take them off so that they’re not being flipped inside out. I just learned this

Violence meeting swords are a big problem.

We didn’t mention Kickstarter so it just sounds like Nick voluntarily ate 12 dogs

https://www.dictionary.com/e/slang/chode/

a cast of the show where Mandy Moore's on it and then at the end of the casting they say and Mandy Mandy Moore

I dropped the chicken pie in juggled it for a while and it dropped right into the fucking dustbin fuck.

Christmas crackers