Happy Valentine's Day to all you love birds, and Happy Singles Awareness day to all you people like us. Single. Whether you're in a relationship, labeled or unlabeled, or you're a single pringle ready to mingle, you most likely have thoughts on what it's like to be in a relationship. Coincidentally, so do we! We just happen to be the ones with microphones, so you get to hear about it. Tune in as we get a bit serious, introspective, and sarcastic, because what's serious conversation without some jokes to keep it light-hearted?

Apparently, in 2009, a boy had (allegedly) accidentally flown away in a weather balloon. Kyle doesn't remember it at all, but Jacob does. It was huge news, and the world watched. Many believe it to be a setup for publicity, but maybe that's not the case. We dive into the details and Kyle forms an unbiased opinion, as he knew nothing about this story. Also, we touch on WandaVision and what we think the latest episode means. The Super Bowl is also coming up, so we touch on that as well. We've got a packed episode, so stay tuned!

Animals are fantastic, beautiful creatures (mostly) and anyone who just has a disdain toward animals should have all the labels removed from the cans in their pantry as punishment. That being said, if an animal's sole objective was to fight and destroy you, and your sole objective was the same in the opposite direction, how would these fights go down? What animals can we best in a fight, if any? That's the question we explore, but not before we at least mention what our favorites are. Also GameStop, AMC, and Nokia are alive, we support the movement of diamond hands.

We've all heard "nice guys finish last" or other mantras with the same meaning. While there may not be much truth to it, it still begs the question of how nice is too nice? Is there such a thing as too nice, and do we fall into that category? We're going to be exploring some deep parts of both of our brains in an attempt to figure out if we need to reevaluate how we approach the needs of others versus the needs of ourselves. Also, we get sidetracked for 20 minutes at the beginning in regards to skating in all its forms, and it's important you listen to that as well and take a stance on the issue of roller skates versus roller blades.

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If you're anything like Kyle, you don't ever swear and that's how it's always been. If you're anything like Jacob, swearing is a part of your natural vocabulary and you really don't think anything of it. In today's episode, we're looking at the history of expletives and how they came to be the taboo part of the English language that they are. Also we semi-flooded a bathroom, if you're curious.

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There aren't many things more confusing than the creation of a conspiracy theory. They come out of nowhere and suddenly have a large and dedicated following. Kyle did some research to try to find out what kinds of people these followings consist of. On top of that, we talk about some conspiracies that maybe we believe, don't believe, or at least entertain the idea of. Listen along and see if you have the characteristics of a conspirator!

The last episode of 2020 is upon us. We are so grateful for everyone who's been listening and will continue to do so in the new year. Today, we're just talking about what happened to us or to the world in 2020. We want to forget a lot of what happened, but some big changes happened that should never be forgotten. At the end of it all, we say goodbye and good riddance to 2020.

There are so many Christmas movies, it can be impossible to have an order of favorites. Unless you're us. We're here to tell you what our top 5 Christmas movies of all time are. Not only that, but we're looking back on Christmases past and thinking about some of the best or most influential gifts we've ever received. Enjoy this special holiday episode!

What better way to start an episode in 2020 than with a COVID story? Kyle tells the tale of the COVID wedding as an appetizer for the main course: Dreamworks and Pixar. Witness Kyle's rage at Jacob's opinions and see who we deem the overall animation champion.

Thanksgiving has passed, and Christmas is upon us! We end November with a quick November Nuance session, and then we dive in to questions that seemingly don't have answers. If anyone can answer them, it's not us, but we can try our best.