Milk Faced - Parenting For Imbeciles

In this cheery show we’re discussing risk and danger and how much you should protect your offspring from the horrors of the world. We chat about physical danger, whether to worry about strangers, and the new dangers that lurk in the internet. But basically we’re just listing ways your kids might die. Links for you: […]

In this episode we learn how to properly Judy Murray your kids and set them up for athletic glory, about Sally’s sporting success in the fields of horse beauty and hockey, and her shame at being kicked out of Brownies for planting pornography in a child’s bag. We also discuss pole dancing for kids, and […]

Villa? Hotel? Tent? Booze cruise? In Milk Faced 31 we discuss the ideal holiday with kids, and how to make your summer break as pain free as possible. Links for you: Our upcoming skiing adventure where we intend not to see our kids for a week is with Ski Esprit. Sally’s fancy Portuguese holiday tip […]

Hello sailors! The good ship Milk Faced is back in port. Shiver me timbers, etc. After eight months of intensive podcasting training (drinking gin) we’ve returned to the virtual airwaves with renewed vigour. This episode is a recap where we discuss what we’ve been up to since the last episode. A few things we discuss […]

For the Milk Faced Christmas special we’ve been chatting to Kellie Shirley, actress off of Eastenders, The Office, Wimbledon, Run For Your Wife and One Man Two Governors. She talks about her 4-month-old twins, Christmas, Wetherspoons, acting, and wine obviously. During the podcast Kellie weirdly plugged Dawn French’s new book According to Yes. Kellie was […]

In this episode the journalist Georgina Fuller joins us to chat about a variety of topics including the difference between boys and girls, life in the countryside, saying yes to things, village Zumba,  and the time Robbie accidentally punched a woman in the face. Oh, and how much she’d spend on a bottle of wine […]

In this episode of Milk Faced we speak to Randall and Stuart, a gay couple with two adopted children who tell us about their experiences of adoption in America, and how it differs from the UK system. It’s a bit more serious than the usual nonsense we churn out, and gets a bit emotional in […]

In Milk Faced 026 we talk to the award winning playwright, author, columnist, actress and co-artistic director of Old Trunk Theatre Company, Miss Sadie Hasler, as she talks about deciding whether tor not to have children. The first three minutes is basically just a bunch of people shrieking having been in the pub too long, but […]

This week children’s entertainer, comedian and general nice man Joz Norris tells us all about kids’ parties, magic tricks, and hitting on hot nannies. There’s plenty of advice on what makes a good party, so try and get through the first seven minutes or so when we talk about vomit and nullos. It’s a long […]

We’re back! Did you miss us? This week we discuss dealing with children’s eczema and Sally’s plans to see the UK’s most expensive dermatologist. If you’ve got any eczema experience, drop us an e-mail: [email protected] We also open our overflowing postbag to answer one reader’s concerns about wine chat, and another’s worries about using a playpen […]