Wondering whether to spend £1000 on NCT classes or go for the free hospital ones? Want to know what Baby Sensory is? Want to know what to do if you get kidnapped by terrorists? We answer all these question in episode 013 of Milk Faced where we talk about the multitude of classes on offer […]

In dark times do you ever dream of a time without children? Well our guests this week are living that dream! Yes, it’s the Milk Faced Non-parents special. Our guests are two dedicated non-parents, Tristan Rosenfeldt, presenter of The Golf Club podcast, and the renowned journalist Alec Mattinson. We ask our guests what they find most annoying about […]

Do I need to buy a Hermes changing bag with diamond-encrusted baby wipe holder? In episode 011 of Milk Faced, we let you know what you need to buy and what you don’t. We talk through a list of ‘new baby essentials’ we found on the Mothercare website and discuss whether you really need them, […]

Peppa Pig endorses drink driving, according to one of our listeners. Big claim. In today’s show we discuss which kids TV characters are good role models for our offspring, following an e-mail from a reader whose core beliefs had been rocked by a recent episode of Peppa Pig. It’s generally just us talking about kids […]

The NHS tried to cut Robbie’s balls off. That’s the bulk of this week’s show. Good luck with that. Milk Faced regular Amy Overy sent us this link to someone talking about BA’s alternative car seat style basinet substitute. We spoke about this blog post by Mohamed El-Erian about giving up his role as CEO of […]

“Daddy, what makes people die?” Today we discuss awkward questions from children, the pain difference between being kicked in the balls and childbirth, and more chat about how much alcohol you can drink and still breastfeed. We discuss a video about what’s more painful, being kicked in the balls or childbirth. After an awkward question from […]

Today on Milk Faced we chatted about all things alcohol, mostly due to Robbie being hungover. We also had a bumper postbag, including some travelling with kids tips. If you’re interested in taking a pushchair on a plane, Milk Faced reader Amy Overy suggested the BABYZEN YOYO. She also suggested drugging your kid with Calpol […]

This week’s episode is all about names. Firstly, a reader e-mailed in to ask for advice on what name parent should use for their children’s private parts. The main ‘feature’ however was a discussion about baby names following a viewer e-mail about the worst name they’ve ever heard. If you live in England or Wales […]

Vasectomies aren’t just having your testicles cut off. Who knew? In this episode Adam Sturdy, a man who has just been neutered, to tell us all about the procedure. Adam also accuses Princess Diana of being involved in selling photos of children to Eastern European ad agencies, but we’ll gloss over that. We had a […]

In episode 004 of Milk Faced we chat home births, and tell the story of Robbie’s accidental career as a midwife. We also answer a listener’s question about Sally’s post-birth bottle of wine. For those of you with money to burn who want a taste of Sally’s high life you can get your own bottle […]