Get 2 for the price of 1! It's a chocolate milk showdown between the hyper-local and the hyper-global. Will the megalith crush the little guy, or will the passion of the artisan shine through?

Listen along as Grumpy Farmer takes on Hershey's in Choc vs. Choc.

Daniel's gut flora is flourishing with an infusion of fermented milk fresh from Japan, while on the other side of the island Brian's milk is surprisingly sexy.

It's Yakult vs. Starbucks Molten Chocolate Latte.

Daniel travels the long, arduous road that is strawberry milk, while Brian is having a stroll in a park with a dark underbelly. One of these milks will shoot for the top spot—the coveted Milk of the Pod. Will it make it?

Tune in to find out, as Darigold Fit Chocolate battles Masters Strawbs.

It's an absolutely incredible result as the honey milk of Daniel's forefathers takes on the chocolate milk of Brian's childhood. Things go down to the wire, and we pull out all the stops to determine a victor.

Tune in to see who triumphs, as Nippy's Iced Honeycomb faces off with Horizon Organic Chocolate.

This one features a field report from Melbourne milk correspondent Alasdair Tremblay-Birchall. 

This one’s an epic tale of backstabbing, scheming, and surprise attacks as Fairlife and Brownes team up against Daniel and Brian in a contest of man vs. milk. Who will be remembered in the histories? Listen up to find out.

It’s Fairlife Core Power Strawberry Banana vs. Brownes Choc Chill

One of these milks is bad and the other one is totally average. You’ll never guess which is which. There’s only one way to find out.

Listen!

It’s an absolute rout. One of these milks dunks on the other and it’s an absolute pasteurizing. Holy cow! (Yes, she’s here too.)

Tune in to witness this stunning showdown between Yoohoo Chocolate and Brownes Spearmint.

Holy cow, they've gone and made racist milk! It's an American racism-turned-Australian candy-turned flavored milk special. Meanwhile, on the other side of the world, Brian is drinking boring vanilla milk.

It's Darigold Old-Fashioned Vanilla vs. Oak R******s.

It's a real special episode of Milkin' It!