Milking the Franchise: The Cash Cow Chronicles Podcast

Chris and Tanner break down the 1989 sequel Ghostbusters II.  Join us as we talk about good vibes, making this movie PG, and naked ghost cars. Plus, we play more Ghostbusters video games and Chris gives us an oral history of the franchise!

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 Chris and Tanner break down the 1984 classic Ghostbusters.  Join us as we talk about scientific techno-babble, crossing streams, and how bustin' makes us feel good. Plus, we play multiple Ghostbusters video games and find out the crazy story of why the animated show was called The REAL Ghostbusters!

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 Chris and Tanner break down the 2013 sequel Riddick.  Join us as we talk about immunizing yourself to venom, pet jackals, and jinxing our janx. Plus, we watch a pointless motion comic and briefly talk about the Assault on Dark Athena game!

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 Chris and Tanner break down the 2004 sequel The Chronicles of Riddick.  Join us as we talk about the what makes something a chronicle, Ghost-Dames, and a VERY hot prison planet called Crematoria. Plus, we learn varying origins of Riddick's eyesight by watching Slam City and playing the 2004 video game The Chronicles of Riddick: Escape from Butcher Bay! Please take our survey here: https://forms.gle/3YUgub1kJwzPAF6v5  and engage with us as we watch more movies!  We will read our favorite responses on the show each week!   

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Chris and Tanner break down the 2000 franchise starter Pitch Black.  Join us as we talk about the animal side of our brain, shine jobs, and smelling blood. Plus, we watch the animated sequel bridge short film The Chronicles of Riddick: Dark Fury! Please take our survey here: https://forms.gle/g4xi1Kejvr9jfP6E7  and engage with us as we watch more movies!  We will read our favorite responses on the show each week!  

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We cap off 2023 with a trip down memory lane. Join us as we rank our favorite and least favorite movies from Season 1, talk about our favorite moments, and talk about what our next franchise will be! Also, we read the results from our Wonka episode from the end of last season.

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Season Finale! Chris and Tanner break down the brand new 2023 origin story Wonka.  Join us as we talk about probably loving Paddington, struggling with wanting to hate something, and naked Oompa Loompas. Plus, we discuss the sequel book Charlie and the Great Glass Elevator, the 2005 Charlie and the Chocolate Factory video game for the Nintendo Gamecube and Tanner takes another bite out of the IHOP Wonka menu! Please take our survey here: https://forms.gle/WCuK33cjft7b1xfk8  and engage with us as we watch more movies!  We will read our favorite responses on the show each week!    

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Chris and Tanner break down the 2005 re-imagining Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.  Join us as we talk about the Burton/Depp/Elfman connection, Johnny Depp's inspiration for Wonka, and the updated Oompa Loompa songs. Plus, we discuss more of the original Roald Dahl book and the 1985 Charlie and the Chocolate Factory video game for the ZX Spectrum! Please take our survey here: https://forms.gle/jzJ1Tgitbvg9tQyy9  and engage with us as we watch more movies!  We will read our favorite responses on the show each week!   

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  Chris and Tanner break down the 1971 classic Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.  Join us as we talk about lazy Joe Bucket, Wonka-inspired real world candy, and vermicious knids. Plus, we discuss the original Roald Dahl book, a Tom and Jerry Wonka cash grab, and Tanner goes to Ihop to eat purple Wonka pancakes! Please take our survey here: https://forms.gle/Cg63evDtRdXnrzf97  and engage with us as we watch more movies!  We will read our favorite responses on the show each week!  

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 Chris and Tanner break down the 2014 reboot of RoboCop .  Join us as we talk about car bomb cock-blocks, likeable evil CEOs, and questionable design choices. Plus, we discuss the ramifications of my choices in the game RoboCop: Rogue City! Please take our survey here: https://forms.gle/kvNcy5v9xhBwt16C9  and engage with us as we watch more movies!  We will read our favorite responses on the show each week! 

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