Millennial Excellence

Put your hair in a messy man bun, put on some Millennial Excellence, and handle it.

Also don't forget to listen to the async episode.

"The idea behind the roast had always been about camaraderie. It is not about making anyone feel bad. It is about taking equal jabs at your friends and peers and just having fun" - Jeff Ross

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Freemason...

I mean...

Free Mason Jar episode of Millennial Excellence, out now!

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This one's for all the doggos, puppers, woofers, yappers, floofers, grizlords, snip snap doggos, doges, common doggos, special doggos, wrinklers, corgos, shoobs, long doggos, puggos, party puggos, aqua doggos, subwoofers, heckin angery woofers, trashboyes, bamboozleds, very fast doggos running at incredible hihg speed, fire safety doggos, french bulldoggos, moon moons, shibes, corn doggos, puggerinos, shooberinos, ballerinos, cone head doggos, downward doggos, maximum borkdrives, derps, huskers, pommers, foxxos, hot doggos, golden boyes, old boyes, waddle boyes, sic em boyes, sleepy boyes, shell boyes, shy shell boyes, sad puppers, and tippy taps.

Stop saying this episode is super bad! It's actually really good! We worked really hard on it!

Nah I'm just kidding.

It's the Jonah Hill episode. And stay tuned for Alex's corner.

Want more? You greedy lil piggeh. Go here.

That perfect umami that can only hit when sweet (Miles) and spicy (Josiah) join forces. It's the SRIRACHA ep, y'all.

Listen to the end for a brand new segment as well as the return of Alex's Corner.

Oh, and buy us a coffee on Patreon.

The plural of vinyl is... whatever you want it to be.

We love records. And recordings. Of our podcast. Millennial Excellence.

In addition to the vinyl revival, Séamus stops by to talk about ice cream that looks like Trump and his recent hang with Zohran.

And make sure you listen to the end for the return of Alex's Corner.

All this and more on [wiki wiki] Millennial Excellence.

Laugh like Peter. Love like Homer. Think like Hank. Work like Bob. Dress like Archer. Project like Cartman.

And sometimes? Have random stoner vibes like Brak, Meatwad and the rest of the gang.

It's the adult animation episode, y'all. Featuring Felipe Di Poi from Simple Town.

Caption via Starbies Drink Ideas on IG:

Stop everything and grab your emotional support latte, because I have some major tea to spill (or should I say, venti-sized cold brew?) I recently sat down with the legends over at the @millennial_excellence Podcast to unpack my entire personality, from the origin story of the page to our shared, borderline-concerning obsession with Starbucks orders. We even took a deep dive into some vintage Twitter beef where I finally unmasked the culprit (the plot twist was real, bestie 😜) To celebrate, we did the most: we actually engineered a special Collaboration Drink just for the episode! If you want to hear me overshare and solve mysteries like a caffeinated Sherlock Holmes, mark your calendars.