Millennial Monologue

What does it mean to be a vegan? Why is cheese so good? What is Castile Soap? Does Morgan know anything about the world of healthy eating? Are you eating baby chickens???? Well, we answer all that and more... well, kind of, in the first monologue of season 2! We're happy to be back, and we know that you missed us. This season, we'll be bringing a more "organized" structure to you. We always want to hear your feedback so don't forget to like and comment on our posts, but also shoot us an email if you disagree on our points. We're always ready to prove people wrong... I mean, listen to your point of view ;)   

Just when you thought you’d heard our swan song, we are back! After hours of audio books and tv shows, we decided that we have completely rebuilt our knowledge bank and we are ready to tackle the world. Kind of. We’ve heard your feedback and we can’t wait to show you the new Millennial Monologue! But first, an updated word from your hostesses. Anyone making slime in their free time? How about anime binge sessions? Wouldn't you like to know what we have been up to? 

Quarantine. We've been experiencing it, everyone knows about it. With creative focused careers, what is this quarantine doing for us mentally and how is it hurting our futures as artists? What are we doing to fight against the virus (from a safe distance)? Let us know what hobbies this quarantine has gotten you to try and how you've been staying sane. 

What better to break up the mundane quarantine topic than random facts from the internet? Well, it's what we usually do anyway, but we're excited to get back up and running for you guys and get us through this tough time with the help of the toughest material: kleenex. Why take a kleenex with you to a metal concert you ask? We'll tell you. Listen in and tell us if you know how to pronounce Scottish words....

Where did we lose this episode you ask? Our minds. It went missing with our quarantine sanity long ago. We may or may not have taken a slight break. Who hasn't. Now, we're back and we're talking what keeps our feet on the ground and our hair... natural color. What have you been doing to pass the time during quarantine? Videos? TV? Planting? Follow us on our socials and be sure to keep an eye out for our next, full-length Millennial Monologue episode: coming to a podcast station very soon. 

While our podcast is already a socially distancing form of entertainment, we thought we would really amp up our virtual podcast by taking it to Facebook and Instagram live! We were lucky enough to have some fans join us on our discussions about one of our favorite conspiracy theories.... Or were they actually there? Find the full episode on our Facebook and let us know if you want more of these episodes! 

Could our titles get any longer? Guess you haven't read rule #247 - the longer the title, the more likely people will click that little "read more" link to read more about your life and hopefully get sucked into your hashtags then leading to them being more interested in your life to read even more of your life updates and eventually reach out to you to remember the good times you used to have in high school and how you miss those easier days and why haven't you met for coffee since then or followed them back on Instagram and who says you don't have to go to the reunion to be cooler than your other classmates and why haven't you decided to have children and what happened with your first marriage or would you like to meet my friend Gary or would you like to meet my friend Gary's sister and what's the deal with all this quarantine and why do you keep leaving me on read without responding.... wait, who are you and when did we become Facebook friends? I'm just going to follow Millennial Monologue's podcast and keep up with them instead. Reports due on Monday people!

We know everyone has been drowning in news of COVID-19 (coronavirus) so instead of filling your ears with more controversy, we wanted to fill your hearts with laughter.... laughter at us. Get to know your hosts better by listening to some of our most embarrassing stories and be sure to share your own with us as well! 

If we got a laugh, even a giggle, give us a like and a review! Let's get some positivity spread to the public!

It's book club time! And yes, we mean the book club where you actually talk about books. This week, we cover our secret shames and teenage obsessions. From vampires and werewolves to an unachievable society, we're ready to gush our teenage guilty pleasures to you. Check it out!