Millennial Movie Night

Rachel get's a hot new nighty to the-duthe JoshUA, Ross is controlling and paranoid in his relationship (weird!?) and Phoebe is naming one of the babies after The Hulk or maybe someone else that she knows!

Phoebe finds out she's pregnant with TRIPLETS! And therefore tries a few different schemes for helping Frank & Alice get enough money to pay for all those babies. Chandler & Joey somehow now get the porn channel so there's a mulleted backdrop to the episode, where Ross tells Emily he loves her then they fly back and forth incessantly so hinjinx can ensue. The takeaway from this one is don't listen to Monica - who knew!?

Emily is going back to London, and Rachel pulls out all the stops to try and seduce Josh-UA. Phoebe realizes the baby needs the meat and Ross realizes where all of the hotels in Manhattan are at.

Ready to learn what a flanker and forward and a lad are? Great! Chandler tries, (unsuccessfully) to break up with Janice...again, Ross tries (successfully?) to impress Emily, and Monica tries(unsuccessfully) to figure out what that light switch does. Our commentary is light on the sports and heavy on airplane travel, because we stick to what we know.

Joey STINKS (literally and figeratively), Chandler is moving through the break up phases, Rachel realizes she might not be so over Ross and under JoshUA, and Ross flits off to Vermont with that awful British woman! IT'S ALL HAPPENING!

It's an episode of upgrades & downgrades. The girls downgrade to the guys' apartment while the guys upgrade to the girls', Kathy upgrades to handsome Nick while Chandler upgrades to the single life (though he is pretty bummed about it at present), Rachel downgrades to personal shopping, and upgrades to her new hot client Joshua. Give it a listen!

Phoebe has the embryo transfer procedure, and Renee and Ashely make a lot of guesses about what IVF entails. THEN the girls bet the boys the apartment over some who knows who better trivia.... and an iconic FRIENDS moment ensues! We do our own trivia - listen in to find out who knows who better?! (And who asked the harder questions)

Phoebe's gonna grow a baby in her uterus for her brother, a super nice gift. Ross and Joey give the Museum the gift of friendship, while Monica gives allllllll of us the gift of the 7 erogenous zones and a very memorable on-screen moment (and receives her thanks from Kathy).

Ross dates all over the tri-state area, Chandler sets Rachel up for the highest bidder, Joey makes more money being fired by Monica than he has in months, and Phoebe writes a classic holiday song that rhymes with Budolf.

So basically everyone's plans get thwarted - episode in a nutshell. The party wizard is coming to town and that's bringing some Big Frat Boy Energy to Chandler & Ross, but that gets sidetracked. Monica & Phoebe plan to start a catering business, but Alessandro from Alessandro's (& So Little Time) changes those plans. And there's some bad news for Rachel, worse news for her boss Johanna, but not bad news for everyone who found Johanna as annoying as we did?