It's a kundis! While Guru Saj takes care of that (funny enough, not the only white guy calling himself a guru that we discuss in this episode), Phoebe goes from playing the field to working in the field. Who has your vote: hot Vince or sensitive Jason? Another dilemma pops up when Monica thinks Pete is going to propose to her. Jump on in!

Joey is in the world's worst play, with the worst director and actors, falling in love with his dramatic co-star and avoiding painting mugs, Phoebe is stuck on hold for a $29 phone replacement, Ross decides to bring a date (which means Rachel decides to bring a date) and then spends his entire date waiting for Rachel's date to scream (Hi, Ben Stiller!). Monica reminds us that she has a boyfriend, and Chandler reminds us that he's a creep (which is about all these two do for the entire episode).

Monica rolls her way into a new job opportunity now that Pete isn't still in love with her... or is he? Rachel's hurt but thankfully Ross sticks around to help her get ready for a big work event, ultimately missing his own big work event. Joey & Chandler get pet!

Monica gets a dollhouse but is a stick in the mud when Phoebe tries to use her imagination (heaven forbid!), Chandler jeopardizes Rachel's job by dating her boss and essentially ghosting her, Joey gets what he wants with Kate.... but is on the other end of "it's not you, it's me" for once and calls every girl in his book to apologize.

We've got a competition going for who can be more petty between Ross and Rachel. Oh and also we've got a competition to name a state after Pete. Joey's entry is PeteChicago, think you can do better?

Chandler is a strong, confident woman who doesn't need to smoke - we hear of Renee's hypnosis story, Monica and Pete fly to Italy in record time, and Frank and Alice make out a LOT. We also finally hear Ross admit that he did something wrong, but don't worry, he will take it back by the next episode ;)

What can we say, there's no ski trip. There is, however, a smoking Chandler, and bra-less Phoebe, and angry Rachel, and a thwarted laser disc marathon. Join us as we join Ross & Rachel's relationship dramas. And then tell us what you think!

The one we've been dreading - the morning after Ross & Rachel take a break. There's Chloe. There's the trail. There's Isaac (we're the same!). There's Wax-ine. There's Pain-zine now with a little wax. Renée and Ashley disagree on Ross (shocker). The whole thing is painful. WE WILL GET THROUGH THIS!

It got bad, now it gets worse. We dive all the way into Ross and Rachel's break, the ensuing few hours after, what led up to it, how they must have been feeling, how WE are feeling, what we are thinking, and how we feel about what we think. Every Friends fan everywhere in the world has opinions about this iconic break(up?!), so join us and weigh in with your thoughts!

Can we...not? Where's Phoebe's mom to come turn off this episode of Friends and say The End?? The end, the end!! You guyssssss we hate this! Ross and Rachel fight again, mostly because of Ross's poor boundaries and crazy amounts of jealousy, Joey & Chandler give kinda good advice while playing on their own bad advice, and I can't even remember what Monica and Phoebe are doing at this point because I'm so distraught about Ross & Rachel. Is it the translator thing? Idk everything's pointless and nothing matters. Please join us, we can comfort each other through this hard time!