Millennial Movie Night

We meet the beautiful Charlie Wheeler, Rachel is trying to work out her crush on Joey, and Joey tries to distract the crew with a play while he throws his annual Soap Opera Roof Party. And we answer the age old question - WHY DON'T YOU LIKE ME?

Rachel watches Joey shooting DOOL, and something starts going on in her subconscious because then she dreams of kissing him. Monica & Phoebe have a little feud over the music & garlic content at and outside of Javu. Chandler & Ross have a romantic weekend in Vermont stealing all the amenities.

The gang all drives to the next state over (which state is that, depends on who you ask) to buy a batch of lotto tickets. Chandler waits on his new career fate. Monica is sneaky. Phoebe encounters a scary pigeon. Rachel and Ross have a little baby genius on their hands.

A time before social media, when college alumni sites meant something! Unless you're Ross and no one cares you're dead. Or you're Chandler, and the phone's been ringing off the hook! Joey plots to get Huggsy back from Emma's chubby little hands, and Monica tries to help keep Phoebe's chubby little hands off of Mike.

Monica and Chandler just realized they need a budget, and they go to Joey for help. Rachel baby proofs the apartment (with a little help from a handyman). Phoebe and Mike are moving in together! Ross, The Divorce Force ™ gives Phoebe some advice when they do not actually hear wedding bells.

Give us your money punk! Or your comic books, or your backpack that says Geology Rocks. We'll add it to our bag of Crap From The Street. After that, we can roll our way into childhood obesity with Chandler's new internship and cool kicks. We'll round it off with unlimited nights and weekends and a whole lotta vertical energy at Joey's audition with Jeff Goldblum!

Ross and Rachel are not on a break and not really upset about last week, so Joey and Phoebe set them up on the worst blind dates. Monica and Chandler have a moral quandary about having S-E-X in front of the B-A-B-I-E!

Lucky for no one, Renee and Ashley do some singing in this episode, keeping Monica company! Monica shows her best side off when she sings on stage at Mike's piano bar. Ross does not show his best side off when he brings home a crazy lady in his efforts to show Rachel he's fiiiiiiiiiine. Rachel isn't doing her best either, immediately calling in sick and lying to her employer and coworker. We've called in sick for less!

We talk all about Phoebe's rat babies and *our* rat babies. Rachel accidentally has all of the birthday parties and kisses jerks on her balcony even though there were no lights! Ross and Chandler try to keep Hot Nanny away from Joey.

You know how we never have any idea what we're talking about when we talk about pregnancy and babies (amongst other things?) Well this week we fix that with our guest host Anais in Nashville! We make up slogans for random items because according to Chandler, that's what advertising is, we talk about our own best & worst acting jobs, and Anais speaks French! Must more attractive than when Joey, Renee, or Ashley try to speak French.