Millennial Movie Night

Aka the one where Chandler quits aka the one where Renee Quits and Ashley has never really quit. Not much happens in this episode and we still managed to talk for 50 minutes. ENJOY!

Hope everyone’s been practicing the art of seduction and memorized the difference between and lager? Good! Because in this episode, Monica and Chandler trick Joey so they can have a little alone time, Phoebe and Rachel have a girls night out indeed, and Mike plays with the boundaries of normal social situations in the land where time stands still.

Rachel's self-proclaimed favorite sister comes to visit for Thanksgiving after her sushi plans fall through, and sadly she ends up single and without a baby to raise. Joey learns how to lie from Phoebe without mentioning raccoons. Crazy Plate Lady lets everyone use her wedding china but it is not without restrictions. Rachel and Ross lay out their 18 page front and back plan for Emma if they die (knock on wood).

Phoebe is going to meet the parents for the first time ever! Unfortunately, it's snooty rich people and all her good stories involve pimp spit, prison, and punching people. Joey and Chandler try their hand at real estate investing but it happens to be at Richard Burke's apartment which happens to feature a lil VHS tape named Monica. And Ross & Rachel get Emma to laugh but unfortunately that girl is all about the ass!

Ross is uncomfortable getting in touch with Sandy's feminine side, Phoebe makes one step forward and two steps back with Mike and a certain man from Minsk, and Monica and Chandler decide what's funny in a Long distance relationship.

Phoebe just wants to have a fancy pants birthday dinner with her friends but they ruin that for her. Chandler smokes and Monica gets forbiddy, Ross locks himself and Rachel out of the house, and Judy is getting wine drunk. Joey is really the only shining light in this episode!

Chandler is weirder than we thought in the bedroom, Ross can't leave well enough alone and creates an entire fake serious relationship for Phoebe to tell Mike about. Paul Rudd steals the show as usual@!

How do you spell it, pediatrician or paediatrician like my NZ autocorrect keeps insisting upon? Well it doesn't matter, you'll either get fired for calling at all hours of the night and day or causing a scene by scaring all the kids in the waiting room. We hope you didn't fall asleep and get re-assigned to Tulsa, because turns out Monica isn't coming with you, if Nancy has anything to say about it. Also, Joey pulls a real Hail Mary which does not work, then does work but only because of the Paul Rudd charm!

The One Where Emma Cries! Sleepy Sleeperson gets himself banished to Tulsa. Phoebe advises Rachel not to wake Emma up, and thankfully Monica saves the day as #SuperAunt. Joey and Ross finally hash out their differences, and we all finally learn what Ross' name is short for.

Rachel has finally had the baby, stealing Monica's baby name since her teen years (ugh), and now we stand idly by and observe the painful experience of Rachel getting proposed to 0 times but broken up with twice, somehow?! We'd prefer that happen to us then getting walked in on by anyone's dad thank you very much!