Millennial Movie Night

Phoebe realizes that Monica gets massaged by other people, and also that she makes sexual noises when getting massaged, Chandler discovers that Monica has Richard OR a secret closet full of bugs, Joey and Rachel go to the hospital for those braxton thingies, and Ross regularly forgets he has a girlfriend.

Get ready to melt all your troubles away in this glorious hot bath of an episode! We've got Joey and the rules, Monica misreading the situation and hanging poor Phoebe out to dry a bit, Chandler displaying some very poor bath etiquette, and Ross and Rachel giving us all lots of great baby name ideas! Just please don't name your baby Phoebo.

Joey takes Rachel on a non roommate date, Ross gets to teach an advanced class at Na Ya U, and Phoebe gets Monica and Chandler a giant arcade game as a wedding gift.

Mona and the pretzel pervert aka Ross talk about where they are or are not going, Rachel is erotically charged, and Chandler stars in "It's a wonderful life, with lap dances".

Hiiii boooooooots. We speculate on the price of Monica's 'way too expensive for her' boots, Phoebe crosses enough lines with minors that we're surprised she isn't on Megan's List, and Joey's little sister isn't interested in FaYsHon, she's preayganant!

Ok so the good news is we have Brad Pitt in this episode! The bad news is he is 1/3 of the I Hate Rachel Club (technically 1/2 if you don't count the foreign exchange student who didn't really understand what the club was for). Joey works on eating a whole turkey by himself because that's what Tribianni's do! Enjoy this only slightly later than real life Thanksgiving episode!

Chandler gets a belated hooker stripper for his bachelor party, Rachel gets TIVO which is slang for pregnant and lets her father tell Mona, instead of Ross.

Monica & Chandler scare their maid off with their antics. Rachel is moving, then not, then moving, then not, but at least Ross learns some Dutch in the process! Phoebe gets a call from her sister's ex-lover wondering if she wants to become his current lover. It's just as messy as it sounds. On a fun note, do you remember your first cellphone ringtone and was it also monotone beeps?

We finally get the answer to the age old question: Can Bunny defeat Doody? The gang is hosting a halloween party where everyone dresses up but Rachel's material instinct, Phoebe is dressed like Ursula, Joey is dressed like Chandler blahhhhhh, Monica is dressed like a scrappy Chihuahua, and Mona DID come as a slutty nurse.

No not that date - not that one either! We'll save you the trouble, it's the one with Cash, Joey's actor friend. Yes, she is pregnant, no, Ross is not ok with it (surprise, surprise). We meet Tim, the hot but annoying sous chef at Monica's restaurant that Phoebe dates. Things don't end well for Tim. We also meet Bob, who thinks Chandler is Toby... which is arguably better than Muriel. Come along to hear one of our family names that we loved to hate back in the day!