Millennial Movie Night

Everyone's driving the Porsche - or is it Porchea? Monica and Chandler visit Viva Las Gay-gas to see Chandler's Dad, Mrs HellenaHandbasket. Ross and Rachel have dreams about police officers, but they won't tell you how it ends. Joey tries something a lil sexy just for himself.

Get ready to do some kissin people, we've got Rae Rae, Melissa, and sangria at the ready! Meanwhile, Chandler is blue-pinning people while Joey is trying to get his parents invited to the wedding, no matter how much the post office or the Irish try to stop them. Ross and Chandler squabble over who has the cooler tux to wear to the wedding.

Cousin Cassie is in town with the best hair ever and making all the boys wanna speak Barry White (or Manalow?), Rachel and Phoebe forget to throw Monica a secret voodoo goddess shower with lusts of the flesh theme, and Monica helps Joey grow a turtleneck.

Phoebe & Rachel go wedding dress shopping, bargain buying, hog tying, and band bargaining with Monica to try and have both THE dress and the Swing Kings, because Chandler, much like Ashley, fell prey to The Gap marketing of the early 2000s. On the other side of the street, Ross & Joey have the novel idea to let a woman decide who she wants to date, but don't worry, they ruin that idea in the end.

Joey gets nominated for a Soapie, we talk all about award shows, gracious loser-ing, and all that jazz, and Ross is giving off some sort of ~SeXy PrOfEsSoR ViBe~ because he's making all his students fall in love with him... or in love with better grades.

IN LONDON?! We learn who Monica planned to hook up with, and Ben learns a lot of not so fun tricks (according to Ross) from his fun, Aunt Phoebe.... I mean Rachel! And Phoebe has a whole plot line cut out from the TV version - you're not gonna wanna miss this!

Phoebe & Rachel fight over who gets to find love in the digital age with a cell phone meet cute, Joey gets acting tips AND MORE from Jessica Lockharte so his character is ready to wake up from the brain transplant as her, and Ross treats Monica & Chandler to a wee bit o'celebration. Why is your family Scottish?! Why is your family Ross?!

We revisit everyones 30th birthday including our own, we talk about feeling like the only person who is PLONE (not a typo), and how age aint nothin but a number, baby! ;)

This episode we’ve got Earl, Puh-earl, Rosita, and Easy Monica’s Bakery. Phoebe prevents self harm, two barka loungers bite the dust, and Monica had a roller coaster of emotions when she loses her childhood memories but gains a Porsche!

The Burger King Comet viewing party on the roof is the beginning of a long night. Chandler experience insomnia for the first time, Tag and Rachel are both employee of the year, Ross and Joey figure out if face to face is actually better, and Phoebe fights with the smoke detector.