Millennial Movie Night

What’s worst: blowing off plans with your friend for a date that comes up last minute, eating a delivery that was meant for Mrs Braverman downstairs, or showing up to a wedding you weren’t invited to and saying blood to everyone at your table? Take your pick, because we’ve got them all in this episode!

Merry Christmas & Happy Hanukah! Ross decides to teach Ben about Phoebe, Superman, the Holiday Armadillo, the Christmas Skull, and the Easter Bunny's funeral this year, Phoebe tries to trick Rachel out of living with Joey, and Chandler has difficulty pulling off the oldest trick in the book. Happy Holidays, ya filthy animals!

This week we're joined by a very special guest - Kim! Kim goes waaaaaaaay back so prepare for some deep cut stories. We talk about Rachel, Tag, and the sexy evaluation; Ross, Phoebe, and her first bike; and how Monica could monetize her booming candy business. Mmm! Night Gar!

Chandler hates dogs, Ross hates Ice Cream and America, Joey hates logic, Phoebe hates when her knitting comes to life, Monica hates not knowing things, Rachel hates her back, Tag hates getting his car broken into but we all LOVE THANKSGIVING EPISODES!

Ok did everyone have a sexy spot in the library, and we were just too naive to know about it? Well... Ross's library book is smack dab in the sexy section. Janice has invited herself to Monica & Chandler's wedding, and invited herself to sing a little number, too. Joey tries to get rid of another one night stand, but Phoebe, Rachel, and Cupid have other plans. Join us, won't you?

Monica and Chandler talk about if she ever gets faa-a--aaaa-aaaaa and how she needs luck marrying him, the girls play Bamboozled: MOH edition, and Joey and Ross take the ultimate nap even though John McClain had plans....

Join us as we bird dog the hot chicas (sorry... we don't even know what that means and tbh it kinda sounds like something that one shouldn't say anymore, anyway moving on...). Rachel enlists the help of Joey to keep Tag occupied just enough to not actually date anyone, and then Monica enlists the help of Joey when Chandler can't stop looking like a crazed maniac in their engagement photo for the local paper. Perhpas Phoebe & Ross should have enlisted Joey to help them in their quadruple-way marriage problems with Kyle & Whitney, though there probably would have been more sex weapons than there already were.

The One with Rachel's Assistant! We have a special guest host named Em who talks all about Tag, Tacos, and Telling your friends when their TV shows suck. Tune in!

In this episode, Rachel tries to teach Joey how to sail the Mr. Beaumont - it does not go well. Jack Geller invites Chandler to play racquetball, which starts out great but does not end well on account of all the steam in the steam room. Monica and Phoebe try to recreate Phoebe's grandmother's cookie recipe, and batch 16 ends poorly for Ross, while the whole thing turns out to be a bit of a bust. Phoebe is right though, we do butcher the French language.

The Monica-Wedding-Fund apparently has run dry since Ross got married so many times and they've had plenty of years of beach fun, we find out that Chandler is great at saving money, Joey takes an unapprved nap in Rachel's room only to find her sassy romance novel, and Ross and Phoebe shack up for a while and both give people massages in Ross' apartment without the other one knowing.