Millennial Movie Night

Part 2 of this Friends alternate timeline. It's not a great time for married people or 30 year old virgins or stock brokers who lose millions of dollars or tv stars or struggling writers. We catch up with the gang and find out what they COULD have been doing if they'd taken a different path!

THE ONE THAT COULD HAVE BEEN! In this absolute classic, we laugh, we cry, we cringe, we talk for an hour. What if Rachel ended up marrying Barry? What if Joey didn't get fired from DOOL? What if Chandler had the guts to quit his job and write for the New Yorker, and Phoebe had decided to take the job at Merrill Lynch? What if Monica hadn't lost weight, and what if Ross never got divorced (the first time)? We also answer a few of our own "what if" alternate timeline questions, and give the self-help tips no one wanted or asked for!

Chandler can't cry because he is dead inside, Phoebe meets her biggest fan (but not for the talent she thinks it's for), and Rachel has her sister Jill doubting her fashion sense while she's freaking out that Jill & Ross shut the drapes on their date.

OMG Jill! OMG Rachel! OMG, introduce us! We meet Jill, Rachel's spoiled sister (not the one that bit her), after Daddy cut her off and told her to go learn from the only sister he's proud of. Slight problem, Jill and Ross start doin a little flirtin, which is understandably very weird for Rachel. Aside from that, Joey is giving away free food to modelling contest honorable mentions, and Monica is in the prime of lime!

Chandler and Ross send a joke to Playboy to contribute to the hard hitting journalism, Joey starts and nearly ends his career of being a barista, and the girls argue over who is more date-able.

Rachel buys a bunch of stuff from Pottery Barn and she has to hide it from Phoebe, but Ross ruins those plans. Monica & Chandler are so excited Joey & Janine are a couple so now they can double date, but Janine ruins those plans! Listen in for a very fun fact from Renee about Pottery Barn & Friends, and some ruined plans.

Janine invites Joey to some Dickin Rockin Dicky Eve, The Gellars get to show off their brother-sister dance skills, and Monica and Phoebe crack Chandler on the hunt for presents. NOW it feels like Christmas!

I don't know, I was all high! Happy Thanksgiving, people! We find out that Ross smoked pot in college (and blamed it on Chandler), Phoebe loves Jacques Cousteau, Rachel wasn’t supposed to put beef in the trifle, and Joey & Ross wanna gooooooo! It's a lot of information to take in in 30 seconds, so let us unpack it for ya.

Ross gets rid of his human teeth for his date with Hilary, Phoebe makes out with Kenny the Copy Guy and Rachel has to save face with her job, Chandler is suddenly obsessed with being "manly" and Joey gets in touch with his crafty side and learns about Famous Babies and Famous Watering Cans.

Come on, that's not running! Rachel moves in with Phoebe - YAY! - and to celebrate they go for a roomie run in Central Park. Chandler moves in with Monica and to celebrate, he decides to clean everything in the apartment... we'll let you guess how that goes over. Joey is also getting in on the new roommate fun, with Janine La Croix (no relation to the delicious beverage), a dancer from Australia. For those of us who have barely left our homes in the last year, the roommate switching fun is a nice outlet!