Millennial Movie Night

Gird your loins people, Monica & Chandler are engaged! Truly though gird your loins, apparently this night puts people on the prowl for bonus night. At least that's what happens to Rachel & Ross, kissing in the secret hallway where no one ever goes. Meanwhile Joey is trying to pass for a 19 year old, and Phoebe is providing some fabulous music for the whole night (a little taster for when she plays at Monica & Chandler's wedding). Woohoo, Season 7 Baby!

IT'S HERE!!!!!!! Chandler is stupidly still trying to throw Monica off the scent (whyyyyyyyyy) and ends up throwing her right into the arms of her former lover, Richard! Richard is offering to give her all the things she wanted that he couldn't give her before, and Chandler is pretending that marriage is a scheme by the government to track us. Phoebe and Rachel, meanwhile, are securing their backups, and everything ends up pretttttttttty sweetly!

Chandler has to throw Monica off the scent of his proposal (but may not *that* far off) but Richard has other plans, Ross has to wash his nice suit after Elizabeth showers him with cocktail water balloons, leaving Ross to question where this relationship is going, and Rachel brings Phoebe to a charity silent auction to drink enough for the kids and Joey guesses the price of a sailboat he now gets to buy!

Hmm something's still not right... let me hold the musket again. Phoebe has the privilege of helping Chandler pick out the ring he's going to use to propose to Monica, but there are more than a few obstacles, ending with Phoebe pretending to be a dying woman to facilitate the ring swap. Meanwhile, Rachel is counseling Paul through his childhood trauma and a lot of crying. Joey & Ross try to ice Chandler out but it doesn't work so well.

Ross decides it's a good idea to keep dating Elizabeth even though her father, his employer, and friends do not think it's a good idea. Unfortunately they run into Paul and Rachel at the country house and then they have one problem they do NOT know how to solve. The girls put their name on the list for the wedding venue and send Chandler into meltdown mode when he finds out he is the groom. And I just realized nobody knows what Joey is up to today!

Yay Bruce Willis is here! We get to meet Elizabeth's dad, Mr. Stevens, aka Bruce Willis! Understandably, he does not like Ross. Ross tries to trick him into liking him by having his friends win Mr. Stevens over, and Rachel understood the assignment. Joey is enjoying lead actor life, and apparently it has already gone to his head because when he & the guy who controls the robot get off on the wrong foot, Joey says he's going to get him fired. Then Joey learns a little something about robots (not really). Meanwhile, Phoebe is writing a book about Mon...Martha and Chester. Join us for all the fun!

It's a bird! It's a plane! It's a clip show. All about all the bad jobs the Friends have had in the past, every time Joey & Chandler have screwed each other over, and every mac & cheese Ashley and Renee have ever eaten described in great detail.

I'm not talking to you - you broke my fridge! Joey has lost his damn mind and is trying to get everyone to pay for half of his broken fridge, proving once again that refrigerators don't live as long as people. Rachel has a benefit and has to choose between what we can only assume is a Bitcoin mansplainer and a silent weirdo (can you guess which one we'd each choose?). Ross misestimates the Elizabeth situation, but thankfully he doesn't do anything stupid like fly to MTV for Spring Break... oh wait...

Ross dates Cutie McPretty even though it is frowned upon, Rachel and Phoebe have a fire in their apartment and learn about fire school, and Chandler helps Joey get an audition on Thursday - THE THIRD DAY. Let us know if you need help remembering...

Ahhh, salmon skin roll. In the One with Unagi, Ross tries to prepare Rachel and Phoebe in the Japanese art of always being prepared for any danger that could befall them, like someone stealing their kettle of fish. It doesn't end well for Ross. Chandler and Monica agree to make presents for each other for Valentine's Day but actually should have just agreed on no presents, because this idea tanks. Joey is looking to make some cash, so he recruits a twin for a medical study - dammit Carl!