Millennial Pirate Radio

You're going to be jizzing from your ears by the end of this episode. The dudes don't want to ride McCain's dick into the grave, so they tell the listeners why it's over. Aaron's cat attempted to McCain him in his sleep. Michael finishes beating pussy, then Aaron gets beat by pussy. Aaron tells some homemade catholic jokes since they raped people. Enjoy!!!

The guys talk cryptids, football games, shit pants, and Michael yells way too loud again. Plus Aaron jumps off the wagon, time travel, John McCain is dead! ENJOY!

Aaron is fired up, sans alcohol or nicotine. Michael is a funny guy, but he can really piss Aaron off when he's on such a hair trigger. I'd say he has a problem, but what do I know. We're all booze hound all the time. As always, Michael blows out the sun by SCREAMING the intro, Aaron's talks about his novel that will never happen, Aaron says a bad word in Michael's opinion and the dudes talk it out, Michael ends up laughing at dead kittens, And Aaron explodes on Michael then realizes that the reason he exploded is what he is now doing. ENJOY!

Michael and Aaron went to a redneck block party. Really great idea for Michael, with his darker skin color. Don't worry, he didn't get thrown out. Regrets abound. Aaron plays clips of him shitting his pants, as well as choking in his sleep, and falling off a skateboard. Michael just shits all over him for being old. ENJOY!

Aaron went to a baseball game. Well actually, he went to the bathroom at a baseball game and wrecked a toilet. So in a way, you can chalk that home team win up to a loss for the janitorial services. Michael and Aaron talk about barely making it to the toilet, Halloween regrets, Gideon talked about something, Aaron talks about his big ole titties and the fact that he can't be body shamed. ENJOY!!!

The results of Aaron’s pit master skills are similar to a back alley abortion, only difference the abortion doesn’t cost as much as the ribs. This week Aaron started talking about 3d guns which Michael got bored of quickly, somehow religion came back up, Aaron expressed his frustration, and Michael lost ten pounds. ENJOY!

You know, supposedly if you blaspheme the holy spirit, it's an unforgivable sin... This week the guys blaspheme the holy spirit, they hold a group therapy session, ghosts come up for some reason, and as always Michael criticizes Aaron for not catching his jokes. Meltdowns abound. ENJOY!

What happen's when the guys have a disagreement on "humor"... This episode is what happens. The guys brought no notes for this one, nothing to talk about other than wherever the flow took them. Michael shares his Keto success, Aaron maybe offends everyone, and the tides of history are changing. Enjoy!

This one may not be that funny, but one things for sure... It's got classified information on it. Well, maybe not. Aaron just sort of told some stories that really no one needed to hear about. Interesting regardless. Enjoy this episode of MPR and share it with your low life friends.

Someone is trying to cut some weight and it ain't the guy who needs to. The dudes talk about the keto diet like they know what they're talking about, a small child interrupts the show, sex acts involving shit disgusts Michael, and fireworks literally end the show. Also, someone sings a Christmas song cause it's Christmas in July. lame. Enjoy!