GIVE A LISTEN, IF YOU'VE GOT SOME TIME TO FIND WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON IN THE WORLD, PLUS SOME PERSPECTIVE FROM YOURS TRULY. YOU WILL BE GLAD YOU DID.

I HAD MORE FUN THAN USUAL DOING THIS PODCAST. IT'S NOT BECAUSE THERE IS THAT MUCH MORE TO LAUGH AT, THAT'S FOR SURE. THIS IS NEWS OF THE WORLD, DELIVERED WITH FEELING, A WELCOME CHANGE FROM HOW YOU USUALLY GET IT. I CARE AND I SHARE. LISTEN!

WELL, HERE YOU GO. IT'S TIME FOR THE NEWS AND YOURS TRULY. THE AUDIENCE IS GROWING AND I AM THRILLED. JOIN THE PARTY.

I STARTED OFF BY THANKING THOSE WHO LISTEN, SHARING WHAT A THRILL IT IS   FOR ME TO KNOW YOU'RE OUT THERE. DOING THE SAME IN THIS SHORT PARAGRAPH. IT IS A PRIVILEGE, THANK YOU.

FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO READ THE INTRO FROM THE LAST PODCAST, I APOLOGIZE FOR BEING A JERK. I AM GRATEFUL FOR ALL OF YOU, WHO TAKE THE TIME TO LISTEN. HAPPY TO HAVE ACCUMULATED 3,000 DOWNLOADS.
I THINK THIS IS ANOTHER PODCAST THAT HITS NEWS YOU'RE NOT HEARING ANYWHERE ELSE. THANK YOU.

GETTING A LITTLE TIRED OF TRYING TO SELL THE IDEA OF LISTENING TO MY PODCAST. I WORK MY ASS OFF, PUTTING TOGETHER THE NEWS FOR THE WEEK, INCLUDING MY COMMENTARY. HONESTLY, IF YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT WHAT IS GOING ON IN THE WORLD, PLEASE DON'T LISTEN. THANK YOU.

STARTING A NEW YEAR OF NEWS. WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN THE PARTY OF PEOPLE, WHO GIVE A SHIT ABOUT WHAT'S GOING ON, SHARED BY A GUY DOING THE BEST HE CAN.

IF YOU HAVEN'T LISTEN TO NAKED NEWS/IMPROV YET, YOU HAVE ONLY YOURSELF TO BLAME. 

IF YOU HAVE NEVER LISTENED TO MY PODCAST, WHY DON'T YOU? IT AIN'T BAD.

FRANKLY, THERE AREN'T ALL THAT MANY OF YOU LISTENING. IF YOU ARE ONE, THANK YOU. IF YOU ARE ONE, TELL A FRIEND, I'D APPRECIATE IT AND SO WILL THEY, I THINK.