YOU KNOW, THE TRUTH IS, THE MAIN REASON I AM DOING NAKED NEWS/IMPROV IS TO HAVE ONE MAN'S AUDIO RECORD OF WHAT'S BEEN GOING IN THE WORLD. IT WOULD BE COOL IF HUNDREDS OF YEARS FROM NOW, AUDIO ARCHEOLOGISTS DISCOVER MY  LIBRARY. AND IT BECOMES THAT BASIS OF A COLLEGE COURSE FOR SURVIVORS OF THE CLIMATE CLUSTER FUCK AND A WORLD COMPLETELY OUT OF BALANCE.

B, IF YOU ARE ALREADY READING THIS, YOU REALLY NEED TO PUNCH UP THE PODCAST AND GIVE IT A FEW MINUTES. YEAH, I COULD BE A LOT BETTER AT IT,   BUT,  I DON'T THINK I COULD BE MORE  HONEST WITH YOU. GIVE IT A GO!

I AM WRITING THIS BEFORE LISTENING TO PLAYBACK. FRANKLY, IT IS WHAT IT IS AND THAT'S HOW I HAVE APPROACHED THE WHOLE NAKED NEWS/IMPROV THING FROM THE GET GO. I AM ONE GUY WITH ABSOLUTELY NO CREDENTIALS TO BE DOING A NEWS PODCAST AND THAT MAKES IT WORTH LISTENING TO, NO KIDDING. THANK YOU

I WAS A LITTLE CONCERNED HOW THIS PODCAST WOULD TURN OUT. I RECORDED LATER THAN USUAL AND LET'S SAY I WAS EXTRA HAPPY. WHAT THE HELL? MOST OF THE DAMN NEWS AIN'T GONNA MAKE YOU HAPPY, WHICH MEANS IT'S THE LEAST I COULD DO IN THE SHARING.

I THINK YOU OUGHT TO COME ALONG FOR THE RIDE. SO MUCH IS ALWAYS GOING ON THE WORLD, LET ME PLUCK THE NEWS  I THINK YOU MIGHT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT, PEPPERED WITH MY DOWN AND DIRTY COMMENTARY.  MY NUMBERS ARE GROWING!!

I DON'T KNOW WHY, BUT THIS ONE FELT LIKE SOME KIND OF STRANGE NIGHT CLUB ROUTINE. I PURPOSELY WANT TO FEEL LIKE I WAS TALKING TO AN AUDIENCE AND IT MADE IT MUCH MORE ENTERTAINING, AT LEAST FOR ME.

I HAD A GOOD TIME DOING THIS ONE. A BIT MORE RELAXED THAN USUAL. I KNOW IF YOU CARE ABOUT WHAT'S GOING ON IN THE WORLD, YOU GOTTA LIKE THIS PODCAST. SO?

I CAN'T BELIEVE I GOT THROUGH THIS ONE. I WAS THINKING TO WAIT UNTIL MORNING, BECAUSE I WAS JUST A LITTLE TOO HAPPY THIS GO AROUND. WELL, A MIRACLE OCCURRED AND I DID IT, WITHOUT MAKING TOO BIG AN ASS OF MYSELF. WANNA GET LOST FOR A HALF HOUR? HOP ON BOARD!

WELL, I'LL BE DAMNED, I GOT ANOTHER ONE DOWN. YOU MIGHT FIND THIS ONE ENTERTAINING. IMAGINE SOME GUYING DOING THE NEWS, WHO IS NOT ALL THAT GOOD TO BEGIN WITH. THEN, HE ADMITS TO SIPPING SOME WINE AND POSSIBLY HAVING SLIGHTLY ALTERING HIS CONSCIOUSNESS, AS WELL.

WELL, HERE YOU FOLKS. IT'S ANOTHER NAKED NEWS/IMPROV. DO CHECK IT OUT IF YOU HAVEN'T YET. TRUST ME, YOU AIN'T EVER HEARD THE NEWS DELIVERED THIS WAY. YOU REALLY OUGHT TO GIVE IT A TRY.