I AM REALLY SORRY THIS RAN A LITTLE LONG, BUT I DIDN'T WANT TO START DROPPING STORIES. IT WAS A LOT TO COVER AND GOD KNOWS, I SCREWED UP SOME OF THE INFORMATION AND PRONUNCIATION. YOU KNOW, WE LIVE IN SUCH AN INCREDIBLY IMPERFECT WORLD,  SO WHY SHOULD I PRETEND TO BE SOMEONE ELSE? TELL YOUR FRIENDS, IF YOU DON'T MIND, I'D BE REALLY GRATEFUL.

LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING. DO YOU CARE AT ALL ABOUT THE WORLD AROUND YOU? IF YOUR ANSWER IS YES, YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE, BUT TO LISTEN TO MY PODCAST. YOU MAY HEAR ABOUT SOME OF THESE  STORIES, BUT NEVER IN ONE PLACE LIKE THIS.  I HAVE REPEATEDLY SAID I'M NO PRO, BUT I SINCERELY GIVE A SHIT ABOUT OUR WORLD AND YOU. LISTEN!!!

I AM NOT SURE WHEN IT DAWNED ON ME THAT I SERIOUSLY ENJOY DOING THESE WEEKLY NEWS PODCASTS. HONESTLY, THE ONLY WAY I AM ABLE TO DEAL WITH THE WORLD AROUND ME IS BY DEPERSONALIZING THE NEWS AND COLLECT IT FOR NAKED NEWS. IT IS THERAPEUTIC FOR ME AND MIGHT BE FOR YOU AS WELL. THANKS.

THERE IS NO POINT IN MY BEING SHY ABOUT YOUR LISTENING TO NAKED NEWS. NO, I AM NOT DAN RATHER, AN ACCOMPLISHED JOURNALIST WITH GREAT CREDENTIALS. WHAT I AM, IS YOU, REACTING TO THE WORLD AROUND ME WITH ALL SORTS OF FEELINGS AND THE NEED TO SHARE.  NO ONE IS TALKING ABOUT THE STUFF IN MY PODCAST. PLEASE LISTEN AND TELL YOUR FRIENDS.

WELL, THE RAIN KEPT ME COMPANY FOR SOME OF NAKED NEWS, BUT ONCE I START, THERE IS NO STOPPING, A MAN ON A MISSION! MY LISTENERSHIP IS GROWING AND I AM SO HAPPY. PLEASE TELL YOUR FRIENDS. I HONESTLY BELIEVE PEOPLE SHOULD HEAR THESE STORIES. I AM BUSTING MY ASS TO BE REAL.

I THINK IF YOU LISTEN TO A NAKED NEWS EPISODE ONCE, YOU WILL CONTINUE TO MAKE TIME FOR IT EACH WEEK. I'M GONNA TELL WHY. IF YOU STAY WITH A FULL PODCAST ALL THE WAY THROUGH, YOU ARE SUBCONSCIOUSLY HOOKED AND A RABID, WEEKLY LISTENER. SO, DON'T SAY I DIDN'T WARN YOU!

WELL, HERE YOU GO. IT'S ANOTHER EPISODE OF NAKED NEWS. PLEASE DO ME A FAVOR? ASSUMING YOU ARE ABOUT TO LISTEN, PLEASE LET YOUR FRIENDS KNOW ABOUT THESE LITTLE NUGGETS OF NEWS YOU AIN'T GONNA HEAR ANYWHERE ELSE, CERTAINLY NOT GROUPED TOGETHER IN THIS FASHION. OF COURSE, MY COMMENTARY COMES WITH THE PACKAGE. I HAVE TO HAVE SOME FUN, RIGHT?

I SERIOUSLY ENJOYED DOING THIS EPISODE OF NAKED NEWS. I REALLY WANTED TO SHARE THE NEWS I HAD ACCUMULATED DURING THE COURSE OF THIS SPECIFIC WEEK AND I REALLY LIKED SOME OF THE STORIES, MORE THAN USUAL. I FELT VERY UPBEAT, REGARDLESS OF THE NATURE OF ANY SPECIFIC STORY. I DO HOPE IT COMES THROUGH. THANK YOU

MAN, THIS ONE WAS HARD TO DO, BECAUSE IF HAVE THE DREADED COVID. DEFINITELY NOT PLAYING WITH A FULL DECK AND YOU CAN HEAR IT IN THIS PODCAST. I WANTED TO DO NAKED NEWS ANYWAY, BECAUSE I AM TRYING TO BE AS REAL AS I CAN WITH YOU.

I NEVER LISTEN TO THE PODCAST, BEFORE PUTTING UP FOR YOU. ALEXA EVEN MADE A GUEST APPEARANCE, WITH SOME NONSENSICAL MESSAGE. WHO KNOWS WHAT I SAID TO TRIGGER IT? I HAD FUN DOING THIS ONE. TO ME, IT IS THE EQUIVALENT OF STAND UP, EXCEPT IT'S THE DAMN NEWS AND WE CAN'T SEE EACH OTHER, WHICH IS WAY SAFE. ANYWAY, ENJOY.