Imagine that for some stupid reason, you decided to cut and paste a week's worth of news stories you gave a shit about and then recorded them in an incredibly unprofessional manner. You would then have your very own Naked News. So, I am doing this for you!

MORE NEWS AND COMMENTARY AND SIDEBARS FOR YOU. YOU AIN'T HEARING THIS ANYWHERE ELSE AND YOU REALLY NEED TO GET CAUGHT UP WITH THIS ORAL ROADMAP OF THE WORLD WE LIVE IN. THANK YOU SO MUCH TAKING THE TIME.

Got another 30 minutes of news, opinions and occasional rambling. Did you ever feel there was something you just had to do and keep doing, not being totally sure why? Well, that's how I feel about Naked News. Listen, I know I'm no podcast legend, with thousands of loyal listeners, I am just one guy, who gives a shit about what's going on and thinks you should, too.

As always, cover a lot of ground. This is all stuff you ought to know. some of which I am sure you already do. I keep apologizing for my unprofessional presentation, which I need to stop doing. You can wade through my flubs and mispronunciations, because the flawed truth is right in front of you. Tell your friends. Thanks.

Doing my freewheelin' news podcast and I hope you like it. Most of the news is not really very encouraging and I don't shy away from it. At least, I freely express outrage and shock and what is going on all around us. Please listen and tell your friends.

I'm kind of shooting in the dark here. I just recorded this podcast and have not listened to it played back. I kid you not. I will listen to it as soon as I upload these comments. I kind of liked my "I don't give a shit" attitude going in. It is actually fairly tough to do this and to say I'm an amateur is the height of understatement. Guess what? I don't really give a shit. I just want to do this for you, no kidding. Give it a listen, your life will never be the same!

Find some time to listen to Naked News. There is so much we ought to know about that will effect our future. Whether we can do a damn thing about most of this stuff, is not my reason for this weekly exercise. Every time, throughout the week, when I see something that I think you ought to know about, I cut and paste to my collection. Don't ask me why I do this, because I don't know. It just feels like something I have to do. 

I know there aren't that many of you that listen to Naked News. If you are one of the rare few, please let your friends know. I am looking for nothing in return. I am certain that what I have to share is hard to find in the deluge of crap we are all subject to. Thank you

Busting to share the news with you. I know there are techniques you use to get audience and I'm sure I'm doing it all wrong. I care about the news I share with you and like many of you, I am concerned about our future. There's a lot of stuff going on and I just try and grab some stuff I think you ought to know about. It sounds terribly immodest, but do find a half hour to listen. Thank you

You know, I wish I had thousands of listeners, but not for reason that might seem more obvious to you. I just don't think there are many people talking about the news the way I do,  let alone selecting the stories I choose to share. I can't believe I take Naked News so seriously, but I do. Please listen and share with your friends, there is nothing in it for me.