Tenth Sunday in Ordinary Time. Making the right sacrifice: your will. Know God and love. Have the courage to be who you were made to be. You'll be happier. Truth works.

Ninth Sunday in Ordinary Time. Laws. The spirit versus the letter of the law. Using the rules to try to win the game as opposed to actually listening to God. And then doing what you're told. It's not usually easy, but playing the game from either side won't work.

Corpus Christi. The Body and Blood of Christ. Eating bread, and making one body. Let's make some bread, and share it. Rather than feeding on each other. I'm going to go out and get some yeast. Beer is also made from grain and yeast.

Trinity Sunday. We explain the Trinity in two minutes. Holy kisses. Baseball signs. Getting God on your team. (I guess I really do need to use that wind screen...)

Pentecost. Also Mother's Day. The Holy Spirit gives you gifts (like your mother), and pushes you to succeed. Tongues of fire, speaking in tongues, xenoglossia, other. Getting out of your room and being the Church with everyone. Administrative refereeing.

Ascension of the Lord. Talk about horses in honor of the Derby. Dealing with the roller coaster ride that is life with the Holy Spirit. Taking the leap towards unity. Or not. Physical and/or spiritual evolution.

Sixth Sunday of Easter. Joy and the Holy Spirit. Get some joy. Not the same as stuff, or pleasure. Some rambling about the Pope. Dave is not happy with the New Yorker. Foosball planning.

Fifth Sunday of Easter. We took a week off. Deacons; they should be serving me lunch. Cheerleading pyramids. Plenty of room in heaven. The Pope is in town!

Third Sunday of Easter. Not recognizing Jesus. Treating people with respect. The eleven. Jokes in the scriptures. Getting the twelve back, with jokes. Paying ransom to therapists.

Second Sunday of Easter. Doors are locked, maybe some will open. Doubting things. Suffering and rejoicing. Eating with exultation. Exploding water. In communes.