By Jesse and Mark
A couple of old pals on the loose
Well, all good things must come to an end. And things like Mind Poison do too. I mean really, the saying just should be “things must come to an end.” But it’s time for Mark and Jesse to hang up...
Don’t you think you’ve had enough of those dang Olympics by now? Why don’t you take a freaking break from International Handball or whatever and try some Mind Poison on for size? I mean, Savannah Guthrie and Mike Tirico aren’t...
[vogue, strike a pose, etc.]… Look, I’ve been there - I know it’s hard to pay total attention with the flashbulbs constantly going off in your face. But keep one eye on the runway and one eye over your shoulder,...
From IMDB: An employee is determined to have a day off from work, despite what his boss thinks of that. Sounds like a good one! On this episode of Mind Poison, Mark and Jesse talk about Big Changes at Subway,...
Well, here it is. A day late and a dollar short. Actually… a day late, and *so* many dollars short. It’s getting pretty grim over here, if I’m being honest. But anyways, a belated Mind Poison is better than no...
Golf Fandom. Neighborhood Rivalries. The History of the A-shirt. What do these things have in common? (Besides the fact that you may not care about any of them...) They are all parts of the Mind Poison 142nd episode “spectacular!” Right...
We’re back after a longer than expected break! Hopefully we were ever present in your hearts. Because that’s one place we never - EVER - want to leave. And honestly will probably put up a fight if you ever try....
This is a podcast within a grab bag. Do you like that kind of thing? If so, you may be ready. Are you ready for a Mind Poison Podcast grab bag challenge? If so, and again, you may be ready......
...And we’re back! Coming in hot and heavy with another hour - almost your recommended daily allowance - of Mind Poison. Use only as directed. For this episode, Mark and Jesse talk about COVID Definitely Being Totally Over, Traveling Once...
So, it has come crashing down and it hurts inside. Whatchoo gonna do, brother? Well, one thing you could do is listen to Mind Poison. You could say this episode has it all. It’d be wrong, but you could say...
Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today, in sickness and in health, to forgive all our tresspasses. Tresspasses in this episode include discussing the Oscars from like forever ago, Kids and MMA, and Catching a Ball thrown from Very Far...
Let’s get this party started. Throw your hands in the air. Dance like no one is watching. Heck yeah, that should get you hyped for this episode! If that won’t do it, nothing will. This time around, The Masters of...
Uh-oh - Mind Poison o’clock. 4:20 is taken, so I guess we’d be… 1:16 in the afternoon, how’s that sound? Can you convert numbers to times, or is that just for geniuses to figure out. Anyways, you can listen to...
The 2020 flu vaccine was fine - a little disappointing because it’s one of my favorite seasonals. It paled in comparison to the 2018 batch (the one with formaldehyde bouquet). I’ve heard this new one is *just like the flu*...
SPRING BREAK*! Get out your sandals, blow up those arm floaties and get ready to build a sick sand castle, ‘cuz it’s time to get away from that homework for a week and cut loose. Studies have shown (Spring Break Quarterly,...
This week’s episode is brought to you by Lowell’s Poles. Got a flag and nowhere to hang it? Looking for a fun (and sensual) new way to exercise? Or maybe you need to vault something? Come on down to Lowell’s...
Happy Saint Patrick’s Day… don’t forget to wear green! Otherwise you will be ostracized by friends and family, and you don’t want that. I wish Mark and Jesse were swimming in green beer and rubbing 4 leaf clovers all over...
It’s a tale as old as time - sometimes you win, sometimes you lose, and sometimes you’re sitting in a busted chair at work, trying to think of something clever to put in the dang show notes. Didn’t know this...
Up until now, there was only one place for fun in your life. That’s right, the reigning champion of fun places, the Mall of America. And I get it - you can shop ‘til you drop, get shrimpin’ at the...
With all the division in the world today, wouldn’t it be great if we could all come together, united as one, look towards our shared future, and all listen to Mind Poison? We only get one shot at this, folks!...
Rah Rah Sis Boom Bah - Go Team Go! Get to shaking those pom poms, because the Mind Poison Boys are coming down the tunnel, and the air in here is electric! In this episode, the Behemoths of Blabber (™)...
What’s up Mind Poison Universe? How about that Big Game - and how about those commercials! My sides and knees hurt from being split and slapped. And the ones that told us that these are hard times, but we’re all...
Just trying a thing here where we give our podcast episodes human names. Maybe they will become sentient and try to take over the world. Because that’s how the internet works, I’m pretty sure. Look out “The Illuminati” - here...
Hello Friends! Welcome to the last Mind Poison of the Trump era. It was a Wild Ride, but all “good” things must come to an end, eh? (“Mr. Trump’s Wild Ride?” Did anyone ever do anything with that? I know...
Hey folks - it’s another week in paradise and Mind Poison is here to provide the soundtrack. Just play this one over and over and over again… you’ll feel so footloose and fancy free you won’t know what hit ya!...
It’s another Mind Poison, coming at you fresh from last week, on the night of The Big News. Obviously, The Big News gets talked about. You’ve probably heard a lot of takes by now, but get ready for more with...
It’s 2021, but Mark and Jesse always party like it’s 1999. They may have celebrated a little too hard on NYE - there was a LOT of Seacrest to get through that night - and the result is a rambling...
We made it to the very last Mind Poison of 2020, and Mark and Jesse say goodbye to the year that was with a bang! And by “bang” we mean basically avoiding it - it’s hard to plan for special...
Heyy youuu guyyys! (Like in the Goonies, get it?!?!) Episode 2 of Mind Poison Project restart here. Mark and Jesse are back up to their old tricks again, talking about food and Ghost Adventures - they got a picture of...
Don’t look now - Mind Poison is back! After a long and (questionably) deserved break, Mark and Jesse are back in the old recording room, serving up another heaping helping of Mind Poison. Answering the burning questions… Should you donate...
It’s Mind Poison, comin’ at ya so fast that you won’t even see what hit you. Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee, or whatever boxing reference floats your boat. No boxing in this episode, though. The Boys do...
Put the kids to bed, or at least plug their ears for seventy minutes, because the Bad Boys of Podcasting are here! Lots of cussing and backtalk and being rebellious overall. So get ready for Mark and Jesse. Oh, they...
It’s (very arguably) your favorite time of the week - time for your weekly dose of Mind Poison! Dive into the “fun!” Lots of COVID talk in this one, and more about Hulk Hogan than is really okay in this...
What’s up everyone? Welcome to the first new Mind Poison of mid-May 2020 - what a time to be alive. Get ready for a heck of an episode. It’s a real barn burner! Or as your hosts so eloquently put...
Oh look, it’s more Mind Poison. This week we’re in with a whisper and out with a bang. Or something. Honestly, both the in and the out are more whisper-like. This week on the show, Mark and Jesse talk about...
Hey Knuckleheads! Stop doing that Knucklehead stuff and listen to this episode of Mind Poison! (Since insult comics are all the rage these days, we thought we’d get in on that action.) This week on the audio program: Horoscopes, Begrudgingly...
What’s shaking, Mind Poison Universe? It’s another episode of that show that you either listen to religiously or accidentally started playing while looking for something else. Mark and Jesse are slowly losing their minds (you might even say they are...
Hey buddies! What does MSG stand for? If you’re in a Mind Poison state of mind, you’d probably think Most Sexy Guys. That’s not it, but maybe you’ll find out in this episode. (I honestly don’t remember if we figure...
Friends, Countrymen, Citizens of the World: lend me your ears… so we can put a brand new episode of Mind Poison straight in those things! Turns out you’re maybe not supposed to push those cotton swabs in too deep. So...
New Mind Poison Drinking Game: take a drink every time Jesse starts a story with “So I was taking a walk….” Honestly you’d only have three drinks. But still, that’s a high ratio of Taking a Walk Stories to Not...
Captain! There’s a massive Mind Poison just off the starboard bow! How did we not see it until now? Prepare for impact! And by impact, we mean another hour and forty or so minutes with your favorite (and recently selected...
Hey yo, we’re all stuck inside and scared, so you know what that means… Drunk Mind Poison! Come and join us while your favorite hosts of Mind Poison talk Adult Onesies and Finding Your Hair Type. Jesse says a lot...
Who’s got time for writing episode descriptions with everything going on these days? If you’re sick of COVID-19 talk, this may not be the best place to start your Mind Poison Journey. But, in addition to all the bad news,...
104.1 is a radio station I used to listen to growing up. Now it’s a station that plays what they want, when they want. I liked it more when they played what I wanted! That’s a 104 thing; it makes...
Oh hi Mind Poison! It’s episode 103, and what a big show we’ve got! Can the internet even handle it? In this episode, Mark and Jesse get excited for baseball season by complaining about baseball. They also compare cable streaming...
It’s a magical week! One that only comes once every four years, so make sure to do something awesome for Leap Day. You could treat yourself to something you’ve had your eye on for a long time? Finally tell that...
It’s episode 101, and you know what that means… Dalmatians! Not really - I just needed something to start the show notes. In this episode, Mark and Jesse officially endorse a candidate for President! So get ready for that Mind...
Can an episode go off the rails if it was never on the rails to begin with? Listen now to find out! And hey, while you’re here gimme a high-five to celebrate 100 episodes of Mind Poison! That’s right, Mark and Jesse have...
This podcast has been modified from its original version. It has been formatted to fit in your ears and edited for content. Content like: Bad Super Bowl Promotions, Drug Tests, and Sleeping Pills. Plus, old 4S got a new phone! Drop...
