Mindless Prattle

It's the last episode of Season 1 for Mindless Prattle and we're pulling out all the stops this week as we go over some of our year in review stats. Ripley continues work on her book while learning new things about the space. Don't let the concerning sounds coming from your Xbox get you down, just visit your nearest Tarjay and grab a new one so you can enjoy all them new games that don't follow traditional game scale. A special shoutout to GondorsFinestHufflepuff for publishing a fan fic for Sleep Token which you can find here: Abyssal Reverie. And lastly, it's always good to remember, you can't spell homeowner without Meow! Happy Holidays from our Mindless House to yours!

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Its the penultimate episode for Season 1 of Mindless Prattle and we're pulling out all the stops. We've got the stress of ordering food at restaurants. We've got broken checkout machines at the grocery store. We've got the cults and the chickens to back them up, but most importantly, we've got the Prattles that go on mindlessly. Be on the lookout for Ripley's new book, rumored to come out Feb 2024. In the meantime, enjoy this hodgepodge of talkings to about the wild world of French cults and the newest laws about porn!

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Theres a benefit to all trash in the many forms it has. If you know of one, leave a comment of what your favorite trash is while you're waiting for McDonald's to allow you to cancel your own order. We've got childhood trauma and childhood Sims and not necessarily in that order but don't worry about the eczema just yet for we also have a broken fridge in stock for all our military dependas out there!

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It's holiday season and you know what that means. Sick people everywhere and who needs medicine when you have most of a bottle of vodka?? Sick people do. Don't be afraid to go see a doctor. Especially if you're in one of those places that has healthcare as a right?! Break out your tiktoks and hold on to your trees it's the first Monday of December and the Mindless crew is here to spread sickness and joy to all the beloved Prattlers. 

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The Archaic Ancients come to visit this week as we dive sea goat first into the mysterious realm of the past to learn some of the hippest slang the kids use daily. Don't get your Bake Kujira in a twist, and definitely don't Google it in public. Mindless Prattle is of course brought to you by its henchman and henchwoman who, due to their wonderful time management skills, had to cut this week's episode a little bit short but that doesn't stop the thoughts from flowing freely from their word jumblers straight toy our ears!

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Don't buy your car from your friends or your friends from your car, they can't be trusted anyways. Instead come on down to Mindless Prattle for another trustworthy episode where we tell you nothing but facts. Such as: How to get the cops called on you in a coffee shop; Why Nessy goes on vacation to Canada; Where all the priests went during the plague; Why are cats apart of which culture; and more incredible tales of animals adapting to frighten your ears! 

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Don't lose your rice over this one, we've got too much ice and movie shootings going on this week for just one set of ears. This episode of Mindless Prattle was preheated and baked until delicious just for your listening pleasure. There's a lot to be said when you're drunk in Vegas, and someone keeps making you do errands so you can't read your alien p**n in public but don't let that stop you from having a good time. Get your clumps and your tufts together for the grand showing of the not so out of the ordinary episode featuring a Ripley that's desperately trying to stave off sleep deprivation after an entire day of adulting and a Jordon that's still trying to pick up what's left of the rice!

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Ever been trapped in a Walmart with only one impregnable door in your way and no other openings besides asking the employees for help? Ever dove into an online video game thinking everything wouldn't be immediately sexist? Ever feel like you're too good to enjoy tap water at a bar? Ever get tired of too many questions in what's supposed to be a podcast episode description? Don't worry, we're your friendly neighborhood Mindless Prattle and we're here to bring you relatable stories that may or may not be mentioned above! Don't breakup with your partner in Starbucks just yet, take a listen to this week's episode first to get inspiration on how it's properly done but maybe don't do it like the staircase guy...

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We brave the waters of foreign weddings and the fabled nice McDonalds to bring back tales for this weeks episode of Mindless Prattle. Grab your adventure hat and make sure you're not getting shot at as we embark on this journey through the spooky season together! Don't know what to get your partner for the trip ahead? Get you some of that London Fog Grey Tea Grande that We've been hearing so much about because the Earl is from London! Whether it's a baby spider or a baby with a new cup, Mindless Prattle has what your ears need this week.

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Don't get depressed from what happens in Act II, the mosquitos are back and so are the black bears in this week's Texas edition of Mindless Prattle! Ripley's making delicious delicious pot roast this week and wants to share it with the world. Before she can though we distract her with all the scary movies we can think of to throw her into the Halloween spirit including your childhood favorites like movies that weren't actually children's movies, you just watched them because they're animated. All that and more and it's not even Halloween yet!

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