Mindless Prattle

The reincarnation of your former self would be proud of you for tuning in to this here podcast. Take it from us, we're reincarnation "experts". Don't get your knickers in a twist standing in your own personal purgatory. Get yourself a double shot of the roughest pump at Starbucks and sit back as we get our weekly Prattle on about the latest season of Futurama! We've got more than enough average height to go around, we've even got tales of donkeys and the never ending mystery of how some people passed their driver's license test. 

For all the brain tickles and mindless prattles you need in your daily life, head on over to mindlessprattle.com for your one stop shop. For all the latest news and extra tidbits from the show be sure to check us out @Mindless_Pratt and @RipleyShaine or over at kick.com/ripleyshaine. 

Call the book police as Ripley explains her grand heist for the forbidden chapters of her new books. While we wait for them to get here though... Have you ever lost interest in your hobbies so you had to force yourself to do them because you knew you should do something other that sit around rewatching Grey's anatomy and anime? If so we have the perfect distraction in the form of another Mindless episode of MP! Embrace your inner cannibal and find hope within the arms of your favorite podcast this week as we go through all the top stories from Cocaine Sharks and the disappearances of people near cave systems to the scariness of the modern roadrunner both Lesser and Greater.

And if all that doesn't sound interesting to you, not to fear, we have many more episodes of madness to choose from! For all the latest news and extra tidbits from the show be sure to check us out @Mindless_Pratt and @RipleyShaine or over at kick.com/ripleyshaine. 

My name's Ripley, I'm still waiting on my Swift vinyl to show up, and welcome to another episode of Mindless Prattle. The show where happy stories get thrown out the window and madness lives in all the random topic seeds we grow here. This week Jordon gets his rocks off to a bunch of history theories, are they conspiracies? Good question. Put down your Chat GPT and lend us your named characters the thrill of the Mindless adventures we like to share with everyone who'll listen.

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Lend us your ear holes for another transcredible exploit of Mindless Prattle! This week in the universe: Grading your server in a clandestine manner. Bleeding for a quick haircut then standing outside for over an hour and a half to get your favorite sandwich. Wanting a tall blonde. What its like to be a wizard with a big wand. Only doing drugs in your private time. The thrill of stealing chips from unsuspecting roommates. All that and a little more on our journey around the Mindless happenings we had this week.

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If you've ever tried to ask for water at the Bucks without a name but the cashier isn't allowed to think for themselves because they're a corporate slave then stop on in here with your ears for this weeks episode of Mindless Prattle! With all the inflation going on in stores come on over to MP. we've got traffic and submarines on sale right next to our business ventures and sparkling water all at the low low price of a few minutes of your time. 

If you liked what you heard through your ear holes this week, good news! We're here every Sunday with more wacky stories and scenarios. Check out all our previous episodes on MindlessPrattle.com or over on Twitter @Mindless_Pratt and @RipleyShaine.

Its mindless thoughts back to back this week as we go through RIpley's thoughts on the moon crashing, the civil war in Russia, the Las Vegas aliens, and the curse of being conscious. This week we take a look at why there was peanut butter in the coffee and the terrifying reality of having a smart house that you really don't control (O.O). The collapse of the modern age may be upon us but that won't stop us from Prattling on with all our thoughts from Frozen to Elijah Woods' wigs.

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We're back with working audio and everything! Take a Mindless adventure to your favorite post office while we order a check book, lose games of Phasmo, and blame it all on the alignment of the stars. Get your photo taken at the gym for Sautrday morning cartoons while the gender neutral Ripley person doesn't get paid to look after an old woman. Bring you cash for this round of Taco Bell and Mindless Prattle and we'll see you on the other side!

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From down in the depths of the Amazon to Disney's big screen and all the video games in between. It's chaos on this week's episode of Mindless Prattle as we discuss the intricacies of drying out your Sims the most effective way possible, the making of the second Gollum video game, and the importance of reading labels before you drink random lemonades. Its far from perfect but give your ears the chance to listen in on some Disney rankings this time around from princes to villians. Of course it wouldn't be an episode of MP if we didn't talk about the Brazilian Penis Snake, and the fact that it's not even a snake!

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Finish those video games you've been putting off and lower the prices of books for this weeks episode of Mindless Prattle. We dive into the worst 12 jobs for millennials with the AI takeover upon us. Don't get Ripley started on the Great Barrier Reef Chlamydia study either or else you might get stranded in Somalia. There's tons of lists and Mindless ramblings for you here so stop on by for all the fun!

Check out our website at mindlessprattle.com and leave us a comment of what you thought of this week's episode. Follow on twitter @Mindless_Pratt and @RipleyShaine for more news, announcements, and excitement!

Ever thought about which Shrek is best Shrek? Ever wondered what the number one fast food in the U.S. is? How about live action remakes of all your favorite movies? If these are questions you Mindlessly care about, tune in to MP with Jordon and Little Sweet Roll for their adventures of the week. As RIpley always says, "You can't both be dumb", but that's never stopped us before!

Be sure to check out our website at mindlessprattle.com and leave us a comment of what you thought of this week's episode. Follow on twitter @Mindless_Pratt and @RipleyShaine for more news, announcements, and excitement!