"Is it still a haunted house if the only thing scaring you is the remake itself?"

Episode Description

This week, Landen and Truman revisit Poltergeist (2015) in a quick debrief, pondering why Hollywood thought a beloved classic needed a remake. From haunted closet doors to awkward dinner parties, they break down the film’s failed attempts at capturing the magic of the 1982 original. Plus, the trailer guessing game returns—this time with more clown content than anyone wanted.

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Film Synopsis

A suburban family discovers their new home is built on a former cemetery and that their youngest daughter has been abducted by malevolent spirits. With the help of a paranormal investigator, they fight off CGI clowns, ghostly TV hands, and a complete lack of narrative tension.

Episode Highlights

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