Minimal Filters

On today's episode, Nathan and Kale talk about Uber ratings, the Yellowstone Finale and bring two of their most popular segments back: Love Language and ASK.MF. They give all you chronic masturbaters the tips you need to find someone to do the job for you and answer all sorts of questions, ranging from "What can you say in bed and at a restaurant?" all the way to "What is your purpose in life right now?". They also read out a fan made poem which was meant to roast Kale but threw an absolute ricochet shot towards Nathan. All this and so much more on Episode 18 of Minimal Filters.Enjoy Moms and Dads.Time Stamps:6:38 - Kale’s Fan Made Poem 

9:12 - Our Holiday Weeks, including Kale with Covid and how it turned him into a gym douche.

16:41 - Review of Yellowstone Finale: Nathan and Kale's Rating Scales included. 

20:45 - Love Language

23:49 - ASKMF

1:03:23 - Shower Thought Of The Day

In our last episode of 2021, we put our brains to work and become professional movie and TV show critics… From shows that are a “must watch” during the holiday break, to movies that well, shouldn't have even been released… we cover it all. Using our own custom rating scales, tune in and listen to what we have to say for over 30 series or movies. We are the next rotten tomatoes.Enjoy brothers and sisters.Time Stamps:MoviesRed Notice (6:39),  Dawn Wall (10:56),  Spider-Man: No Way Home (13:00),  Tomorrow War (15:05),  Free Guy (18:03),  Step Brothers (19:54),  Don't Look Up (21:44),  Unforgivable (23:47),  Midsommar (26:20),  Avengers: Endgame (29:49)TV ShowsTed Lasso (32:29),  Flight Attendant (35:41),  The Boys (38:54),  True Story (42:00),  Succession (44:57),  Outer Banks (48:08),  Yellowstone (53:13),  Mindhunter (58:00),  YOU (1:00:28),  Peaky Blinders (1:05:18),  Squid Game (1:10:32)Shower Thought Of The Day - 1:13:15

On Episode 16 of Minimal Filters, we bring you two NAILS that are bound to be debated until the end of time, Fax No Printer and we even talk about women fighting at clubs. The NAILS  include: Things We Do During Christmas and then the NAILS of Songs That Define The 2000's.After the NAILS we get into Fax No Printer where the loser calls a local mall and says that they NEED to get a picture with Santa, apologies to the poor man who answered our phone call.And as always we cleanse the show with our Shower Thoughts Of The Day.Enjoy Mr and Mrs Clause.Time Stamps:6:56 - NAILS of Things We Do During Christmas17:20 - NAILS of Songs That Define The 2000's34:54 - Fax No Printer46:05 - Prank Call 50:06 - Shower Thought Of The Day

On Today's show, Nathan and Kale tell you where to go for your next night out. Whether you're looking for a nice casual night out, looking to get laid or even just wanting to blackout, we got you covered. For each bar we go over, we give an honest rating, tell you what to expect and obviously some of our best stories from some of the establishments. Enjoy our first ever Special Edition of Nathan and Kale's Rating Scales.Time Stamps:(Back Alley - 6:40).  (Greta - 11:52).  (National on 10th - 15:53).  (National 0n 17th - 19:37).(National on 8th - 21:20).  (Rooftop - 25:33).  (Nantas - 27:47).  (Unicorn - 31:22).(El-Furniture - 34:06).  (Ceili's - 37:43).  (Hudson's - 39:34).  (King Eddy - 42:10).(One Night Stan's - 44:04).  (Chemical Steves - 46:45).  (Craft - 48:45).  (Elite Brewery - 50:50).(Junction - 52:13).  (Ship n' Anchor - 54:04).  (Cowboys RIP - 56:20).Shower Thought of the Day - 1:01:36

On episode 14 of Minimal Filters;- Interview with Female "X", an anonymous guest who talks about sugar daddies, weird kinks, strategies to use at the bar, and so much more.- "Get Burnt", we let the fans roast us and take out all their pain and jealousy on us with their words.- Catch up with their past few weekends including Kale's unnecessary three day  bender and Nathan's description as to why the world is a dumber place. - Shower Thought Of The Day which includes cats, dogs, stairs and hangovers.Enjoy Sugar Mommies and Daddies.Time Stamps:8:29 - Interview with Female X31:50 - Get Burnt Segment51:40 - 3 Day Bender During Final Season?56:56 - Shower Thought Of The Day

The results of unlucky episode #13 will most likely result in us becoming possessed but who the hell cares. This episode includes:- "Love Language" where all you horny and hopeless romantics out there find what you're looking for. Recommended for Moms and Dads.- "Fax No Printer" where the loser calls Walmart saying they need to return an iPad that isn't working because they went to a suspicious website....- "Twice Upon A Time" our brand new segment where we call our friends or enemies to give a hilarious or embarrassing story about Kale, Nathan or both of us.- "Shower Thought of The Day" which includes tooth fairies and everyone's stupid last names.Enjoy fellow Furries.Time Stamps:4:47 - Love Language11:15 - Fax No Printer20:20 - Twice Upon A Time38:18 - Shower Thought Of The Day

Episode 12 of Minimal Filters, Nathan and Kale go back to what made this podcast so great with:- The People's segment "ASKMF": Where we answer all questions about life, circumcisions and even what happens when you die.- NAILS: Things we all did in Elementary School which will make you say "shit, I did that."- Shower Thought of The day: More lessons about how your mouth moves as well as literature talk.- Enjoy Fathers and Mothers.Time Stamps:5:35 - ASK.MF Segment35:50 - NAILS44:26 - Shower Thought of The Day

Episode 11 of Minimal Filters:- Interview with Zoe Willard or as most of you know her as Zobin. We get into lawsuits, NHL Players, Dj's and obviously, sexual intercourse.- Get Burnt Segment - Where we read all the fans and haters roasts about us and our podcasts, yes our feelings were fucking hurt by them.- Shower thought of the day - Which includes mashed potatoes and and realizing how fucking old everyone is becoming.- All of that and so much more on Episode 11 of Minimal Filters, enjoy Mfers and all you fake haters.Time Stamps:4:42 - Interview with Zobin34:40 - Get Burnt57:08 - Shower Thought of The Day

Episode X of Minimal Filters:- Fax No Printer, where the loser must prank call a friend saying we got evicted.- Love Language: Our brand new segment where all you desperate hopeless romantics learn how to find “the one” and all you horny fucks learn a lesson on how to get laid. - Hockey Analogies: Where we compare NHL teams to tits, asses and Pamela Anderson. No we were not horny during this segment.- All of that and so much more on Episode VV of Minimal Filters, Enjoy DILFS and MILFSTime Stamps3:15 - MOVEMBER Update, over halfway to our goal and your mom’s a hoe if you haven’t donated.

5:20 - Announcement of our new segment Get Burnt, check out our Instagram so you can roast the fuck out of us and we will read them on our next pod.

6:31 - Fax No Printer

17:10 - Prank call commenced for our inevitable eviction from our apartment.

20:50 - Love Language

29:50 - Hockey analogies

46:40 - Story about our apartment neighbours, who may or may not be in the new season of Breaking Bad.

48:50 - Shower Thought of The Day which includes Barrack Obama, Thanos and learning how your jaw works.

00:00 - Brand New Intro Created by Alaister "Ali" Standen, check out his unreal work on Soundcloud!01:13 - "Movember" announcement. The boys are growing out our muzzies in hopes to bring awareness to Mens Health! Link is in our Instagram bios.03:35 - Amazing 30-minute interview with our best buddy Jason Scheible. We treat the start as an unexpected job interview and he was NOT a fan... Also, are we virgins? (we discuss)40:08 - This weeks "NAILS" topic: Most Basic Halloween Costumes. 50:59 - Nathan and Kales Rating Scales, where we rank our halloween party we hosted over the weekend, one hell of a time.  Nathan also tells the story of how he almost got jumped by some of the nicest or most desperate guys in Calgary, you decide.58:10 - Lastly, we finish with our shower thought of the day... "DO NOT TOUCH"Enjoy, Virgins.