Max almost drinks draino, Atlas raw dogs oreos, and some girl makes herself sad by snooping. 

Max's computer broke so I'm uploading this - Atlas

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lol max sucks

this episode is a banger tho

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Alex is our first guest ever: he gets out of matrix, is a Stalinist polygamoust, and goofs it up. 

Taylor Swift hot takes, stealing and returning a car, Atlas's future wife, and Dave. 

Sorry about the late uploads, Atlas and I can't figure out basic time management. 

It's 2021, we can't judge you for vodka cran, cake in bed, or a surprising amount of pee.

We cover losing friends, hitting on cashiers, and paying parking tickets. My audio is missing from 45:30 to 48:00, just skip that part. 

Atlas did a doo doo, we have no listeners, and we talk about self-confidence in a zoom call

Redividing Germany, the best secret santa gifts, and platonic cuddling

Airport and bus etiquette, random compliments, bad drinking games, and bad sisters.