I’m going to try to get into a secret society or maybe just my own on this episode for your enjoyment.

It’s the new years edition on new years day! The holidays have brought a sense of exclusion at a time for inclusion and Ryan doesn’t like people with too good of manners. Is that how you say that?

I think I missed out on being in witness protection in the 70’s and Ryan wants to make a standardized test to tell you you’re being stupid.

This episode had real inspiration. I found an article by a social media healer that we may have written but do not remember. It’s very informative and possibly useless.

Tonight Ryan tries to incorporate sports into religion talk and figure out a way to get out of conversations. Then I think we need to quit lying to each other about how hot your significant other really is.

Another Halloween has come and went and we sat down to discuss making costume hats regular again and inappropriate singing.

I figured out the golden party ratio for maximum enjoyment and Ryan hopes we’re living in a video game.

If no advice is the best advice then that’s what we’ve decided to listen to, but before that, I go to an audition to see if I can entertain people. The answer might surprise you.

I hate the idea of man caves, we get it, you hate your significant other. We invent another product for a problem that doesn’t exist, but can’t name it. Then Ryan wants people to walk better. All this and more on tonight’s MLPS

Today’s episode takes us back in time, for a minute, to see the advantages and disadvantages of a cult and Ryan wants to give the members of the cult a shot at cybernetic enhancement.