Rent-A-Hitman, French-Fry Vodka, Resume-Building Fake Awards, and a unique rock and roll calling card are among the free million dollar ideas presented this week by Rick and Dave. Plus a tribute to the late Mick Rock. [EP250]

Stripper’s monkey bites child, bees and piranhas, the best Tom Waits story ever, faking dementia, JFK Jr. didn’t re-emerge, and official confirmation of Dave’s Muhammad Ali story are among the minutiae revealed this week by Rick and Dave. [Ep249]

A strawberry Pop-tart lawsuit, Lost Hikers ignoring rescue calls, Denny Laine, Pornhub calculus, tongue-replacing parasites, and behind the scenes at Arlington Park are among the minutiae discussed this week by Rick and Dave. [Ep248]

Bathroom emergencies, Hipping up the Church, A 2-year-old singer, The Wiggles Reboot, Sexy Bernie Sanders, and a tribute to local Chicago TV anchor Joel Daly are among the subjects discussed this week by Rick and Dave. [Ep247]

The birth of Siri, a Catalytic converter mishap, Taliban accounting problems, Historical myths, a Beatles Master Degree, and a brush with Chicago White Sox great Minnie Minoso are among the minutiae discussed this week by Rick and Dave. [Ep246]

A German marching song, Amy Landecker’s story about Meryl Streep, a statue of Humpty Dumpty, and Rick’s original poem is among the artistic minutiae discussed by the unartistic Rick and Dave. [Ep245]

Taliban Disneyland, a horrible measuring device, Adam West impersonations, a memorable field trip, the Game of Life obit, and Rick’s brush with Chuck Jones are among the minutiae discussed this week by Rick and Dave.

The swelling problem of Nicki Minaj’s cousin’s friend, does sex cure hayfever, the Lone Rogainger, foreign substances found in fast food, a Chicago treasure steps down, and Rick’s brush with Norm MacDonald are among the minutiae discussed by Rick and Dave. [Ep243]

A humorous essay from an angry pro-vaxxer, tv intern goofs, a viral birth announcement, a “hardened” criminal, passive-aggressive potholes, and Dave’s brush with the famous Morris the Cat are among the minutiae discussed by Rick and Dave. [Ep242]

Spellcheck your fake vaccination card, a discovery at the bottom of a river, A Cubs shower room story, Naughty boys at the World Series, confessions of hotel cleaners, and Rick’s brush with Ed Asner are a few of the minutia topics covered by Rick and Dave. [Ep241]