Inside this episode, we are joined by a special guest in the form of our friend KK. Among other things, we discuss what accents the Tribe cats might sound like, rage about Stoneteller’s terrible leadership, uncover the Tribe’s gross wet home, and criticize Hollypaw’s holiday goals.

A Deep Dive Into The Warrior Cats Fandom: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DaNsztFzn-s

In our first three-chapter episode, we talk about:

We are joined by two guests this episode: our cousins Robby and Philip. Also kind of our Grandpa, which has been happening semi-frequently. First we choose our favorite Warriors prophecy. Then we talk about the chapters (rather boring). There were an unusually high volume of skunk references in this episode (2). God our audio quality sucks lol. Whatever.

Welcome to the start of the Outcast storyline. Jaypaw goes hunting and successfully catches a stick. Leafpool goes frolicking in the lake and then admonishes Jaypaw for daydreaming. These chapters also feature some ageism and ableism. We learn that a certain cat apparently died of liver issues, and of the three genders: Tom, She-cat, and Kittypet. We also meet a whole bunch of new cats including Jaypaw, Lionpaw, and Hollypaw and Berrypaw and Mousepaw and Hazelpaw and Leafpool and

We follow up on our special episode, then begin the ascent of Outcast. Which version of the book cover do you think looks slightly less worse?

Warrior Cats as Cereals

In this special episode we discuss The Cat, a short story by William Saroyan featured in The Golden Almanac (1946) and originally published in Little Children (1937). This is a can’t miss episode. So don’t!

Japanese Yahoo Answers link 

Google Drive link to the story 

To wrap up Into the Wild, we make some observations on ShadowClan’s gross terrain. Whitestorm ejects ShadowClan cats from their own home??? Brokenstar seems to be under the impression that any cat who has shared dreams with StarClan has nine lives. I don’t know why nobody’s corrected him yet. Also Ashfur is trans. Three cats in ThunderClan receive promotions. The clan learns of Ravenpaw’s “death.” Additionally, why is it that in battles, the enemy cats always end up running away into the bushes when they get injured, abandoning their clan?

Quote of the week: ”Rats not die. Cats die.” -Rat Leader

Girls Gone Canon episode 115, in which Simon’s email was read and we thusly became famous.

In this episode, we touch upon some of the other spinoff series, then get into the “meat and potatoes” of what we’re here to talk about; the actual Warriors books themselves. Firepaw and Graypaw travel deep into ShadowClan territory to rescue the missing kitty cat and kittens and also Yellowfang is there and also some other cats too. Question: why didn’t ShadowClan kidnap any kits from WindClan when they drove them out? We need answers, Erin Hunter!

We review more content from the website, then discuss what happens in these two action-packed chapters: Tigerclaw assigns a couple of absurd apprentice tasks. Brindleface gave birth. Tigerclaw is very bad confirmed. Some other kits go missing and Firepaw must go on two missions.  #rememberingrosetail #justiceforrosetail #riprosetail

More importantly, what are your thoughts on Napa cabbage upside down cake?

In this episode, we discuss the list of Warriors insults and phrases, review Lionheart’s family tree (this takes forever), and cover the aftermath of the battle, the Ravenpaw deflection conspiracy, and a training session. RIP brave Rosetail, gone and immediately forgotten.