Miranda has sent only one text to the Fruit Friends group chat this week:
"Stuck with mum. Hell on Earth. Prepare many drinks"
Unfortunately she's receiving all of the life advice she needs today from a £200-a-session psychiatrist, leaving us twiddling our fruit thumbs.
As we wait and try not to repeat every line from Calum's favourite episode, we mull (good word: mull) both similarly conceived and all-round favourite episodes from other comedy shows we love.