We query whether Miranda getting a job just to impress Tilly is taking loyalty to her mother too far, if you can keep falling over into your 50s, and the attraction or otherwise of a man in uniform.

We ponder whether Mirandastalgia is yet to take off, the appropriate time for the first fart in a relationship, and get 100% behind Queen Kong's prudishness.

We watch the very first episode of BBC sitcom Miranda and ponder whether Gary is really all that, discarded fantasy cutaways, and what the character's surname is.