Alex's leg is chafing. Or is it!? Red Carpet correspondents Josh and Eden from Game Boys interview some of the biggest names in film, Michelle Brasier has the definitive ranking of vegetables you dip in hummus, and we hear an amazing story from Cassie Workman about how she came to meet Daniel Johns.

We're joined LIVE at BOB bar Melbourne by Tom Ballard- who tries hard not to defame anyone, and Geraldine Hickey- who tries hard to get as few stars as possible from the Herald Sun, and fails. Alex also stuffs up the audio at one point and he is very sorry about that.

We kick of the very first LIVE episode of Mirth direct from BOB bar Melbourne! We find out in what context Celia Pacquola played Jerry Seinfeld, hear the noise that won Phil Wang the "best sound" award on British TV show Taskmaster, and discover that the Melbourne DLM (Deputy Lord Mayor) was once a Bachelor of the Year nominee.

We debut the new MIRTH intro music, Kyran has inadvertently been a bad boy, and we take a tour of Melbourne's Stomping Ground Brewery to taste the beer they're specifically making for us the champions.

It's the Firtht episode of Mirth! We discuss what the hell's happening with this whole thing, look back at how we got into radio, and also feature 2 of the best- but also most convenient- guests possible: our partners (at time of record) Rhys Nicholson and Elle Graham aka Woodes. Hosted by Kyran Wheatley and Alex Dyson.

It has been a minute since Alex Dyson and Kyran Wheatley left triple j. And much has happened. Including opening a bar. We hope.

So subscribe now to get more episodes from us and our friends, and then actually join us to hear this show go daily during the Melbourne Comedy Festival. At our own bar. From Wednesday March 27th. More details next time.