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Joey Chestnut/ Yahoo Answers: Pitbulls and warp tours/ The Expendables/ Ivan Drago's piggy back ride/ Rocky villians/ Extinct Ethels and Endangered Ednas/ Kid sells his kidney to clear his video game debt/ Contra Kidney Exchange/ The Buttercream Gang/Favorite Mario suits/BEWBIES/Beer is good for the heart!/ WebMD is not your friend/ I Adolph your plate/ The One Where Rachel Ate McDonald's/ Weekly rants: bluetooth and Fitness magazines

This week on the show: we provide facts/ discuss a squirrel rebellion/ spirit animals/ From Yahweh to Yahoo/ The Toast Store/ Goodburger/ tattoos on the lower back = promiscuous?/ bottled water for women/ jobs for pretty people/ $20,000 worth of shrimp/ Eyebrow transplants/ the problem with ET

In which Randy is slowly losing his mind. We also talk about McDonald's "Mega Potato" released in Japan, dolphin-assisted births, and drop the bombshell that we're just a nation of ugs. Also, SHARKNADO, Hillary Clinton: the movie, a woman who was ran over 3 times by her own car, MMMhops, and the Mt. Everest traffic jam. Plus, that time Tommy scored a touchdown.

The Mr. T Commandments/ Netflix Adultery/ Venezuela needs toilet paper/ Bath salts "zombie" victim update/ Pedal Pubs/ The steepest hill of death/ Ohio is rude/ Powerball ticket fail/ Mike Tyson Mysteries/ The Story of Glass Joe/ The Flaming Ron/ the pollen tsunami/ pregnancy frogs/ banana

Iron Man 3/ Goots my hoot/ Great Gatsby (IN 3D) speculation/ Tommy and Randy arm wrestle/ time passes slowly in a hippo's mouth/ King Hippo was a formidable foe/ Carly Rae Jepsen prom date/ TweetPee/ hypnosis for bigger boobs/ the perils of Fall Out Boy concerts/ Guitars = girls/ My Little Pony vs. Care Bears/ Equestria Girls/ Where do mascots go when they die?/ Saved by the Bell continuity/ Banned names in New Zealand

This week: Go fly a kite/ Tommy gets hit on by a guy/ Jason Collins/ In-flight flirting/ the great shorts debate/ Florida man with a foot fetish/ Ponytail zip line/ Hands off/ Man loses life savings at the carnival/ Buddy Cup/ The Washington Redtails/ The Saddest Day in 5 years

This week: The Joy of Community College/ Hamburger University/ The Best TV Theme Song Ever/ Tommy is a Belieber and calls Anne Frank ugly/ Under the influence of "drum and bass"/ Pad Gardner, the human sanitary napkin/ Eels/ space feces

The resurrection of Tommy/ Operation fan fiction/ Facebook equal signs/ Facebook beat poetry/ Tommy never met a whale/ Dogfish/ Urban Tarzan/ Six Mix-A-Lot's Bootyism & Reincarnation/ Scratch-n-Sniff pot cards/ God smells/ the Human Billboard/ A hobo named Landfill/ The Abode of Chaos/ Supermodels have opinions/ The Ex/ Chad/ Does Delaware Exist?/ The Krang and Shredder Dinner Party/ Leonardo, Michelangelo, Donatello, and Ralph Malph

Randy's desolate life/ Coffee rage/ Cool Ranch Doritos Locos Tacos and the hopes of America/ Bacon-shelled tacos and obese America/ Mediocre country vs. Mediocre rap/ Tommy defends Taylor Swift/ the #1 drink in America/ The Jason Voorhees of Dolphins/ Zipper accidents/ New members

Outro: "Cake Boy" by Sir Mix-a-Lot

This week: Jumping the shark/ The Fonz is Mathew McCaonaughey/ Stallone vs. The Danza/ Tommy talks about The Bachelor and Bones/ Clearing your history/ Headstone sponsorship/ Farmer Death/ Living to be 150/ A boy named Rover/ the only 30 year old teenager in America/ Pee Pants/ Random movie chat/ Captain Spork/ Robin dies/ Krang/ Jennifer Love-Hewitt's $5 million boobs/ Donkey Kong for feminists