Archie and friends get into such wacky hijinks in Riverdale, like gang warfare and criminal conspiracy! It's on The CW, what did you expect? Originally published 5/28/19 on MisfitMementos.com.

Hamburgaling billions for the greater good. Don't grimace, it's a very good plan. Originally published 5/20/19 on MisfitMementos.com.

I've always had a problem with the typical scale of reviewing a movie. The obvious solution is an absurd and contrived new method! Originally published 5/18/19 on MisfitMementos.com

Can you name the worst miscast in film history? Sure you can! It's Jean-Claude Van Damme as Guile in Street Fighter: The Movie. Cut him some slack though, American accents are so ordt to do. Originally published 5/17/19 on MisfitMementos.com.

My inability to classify this drink is really what ales me. Some sources say ginger ale is a soda- but that can't be right, can it? Originally published 5/15/19 on MisfitMementos.com.

Remember he will pry. Maury is a reality show that's somehow helping me live a better life. I never would've guessed it would be a tabloid talk show to help me turn things around, but The Maury Povich Show must just be that special. Originally published 5/14/19 on MisfitMementos.com.