Warning! this episode is a little dark...

Naj tries to find the bright side from the Corona Virus, like a decline in Pedophiles and Package Stealers. plus he has a possible solution for virus test subjects.

Naj realizes the lockdown is getting loopy, talks about if you can tell you have the virus from your poop. Also finds a new way to pick movies and questions yahoo's "things to do with your partner in lockdown".

Naj calls his good friend Justin to chit chat during the corona quarantine. They talk Tiger King, dealing with no sports and poor diets. Naj also recounts his run in with a wicked old lady at the grocery store.

Naj wonders who would be influenced by a guy who licks toilets? Also, figures out what a wet and dry cough is and questions if people would help a man choking in todays time...would you?

Corona Chronicle: Lock Down day #3! Naj wonders if Brad Pitt is doing alright, debates with himself if its okay to use a pool cue to keep social distance and gets furious over peoples new obsession with a dumpster fire known as "Contagion".

Lock Down Day #2: Naj rambles about being an NFL player on his trip to the super market, feels sorry for the Prince and thinks super market sweep could make a comeback with a few changes.

Corona Chronicles day #1: its all fun and games until you cant go outside. Naj rambles about his paranoia from the news, questions why the rich love Martha's Vineyard and comments on the few goods things that ol' Corona has brought.

Naj is stuck in his house and rambling about watching too many episodes of SVU, creating a rolling speak-easy and the new stripper food delivery service in Portland...there is a god!

Naj rambles about the chaos in the streets. Everything from smacking old ladies to get toilet paper to watching rich people cry over golf cancelations. 30 minutes of pure chaotic corona chaos!

Somebody call the tourism board in Wuhan because I would like to put my name is as a spokesperson! come for the bat soup, stay for the sites...literally you cant leave. 30 minutes of rambling on the underrated city, "the Chicago of China", Wuhan!