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The Guys also wax philosophic about the good ol’ days of heavy petting, movie theatre make out sessions and ducking the ‘rents, before discussing the strangest beauty pageant idea…ever.  Plus, much, MUCH MORE!!!

The Guys discuss Weller’s recent pilgrimage to the land of beer and topless beaches and make the realization that Switzerland isn’t everything you see in the brochures.  Our appreciation for our loyal listeners grows, as they make themselves known and one even makes a contribution to the show, by way of his very own Mustache List!  Bigfoot is found, and then shown to be a tremendous disappointment.  In an attempt to recoup their losses over the Bigfoot let down, The Guys try to decide what would make the perfect pet, a golden eagle or a tiger, there is a return to the 10 1’s debate, a homoerotic moment is shared thanks to listener Louise…plus MUCH, MUCH MORE in this extended episode!

In Part II of our palaver with guest host Eric, Zac broaches such topics as house hunting, house finding, and house giving…up…on…

The B-team duo also take some time to discuss a third party’s love of the Internet, his alone time, and himself.  The most homoerotic movie of all time is revealed (It’s not what you might think.) and a quick Dark Knight accolade is given, (Ya, we know, we've heard it all already too.) luckily with no spoilers.  Things take a dark turn towards the last ¼ of the episode as Zac loses his mind over a major network reality show, both guys mourn the loss of a stand up icon.  Dumb’s the new cool, It, and much, much, more!

The Guys are separated by the Atlantic Ocean, so Zac again seeks the help of Eric to balance the debauchery.  They tackle the definition and description of odd sexual phrases before jumping in to a conversation about tremendous weight loss.  Some time is taken to mark the passing of a Golden Girl and ponder the difficulty of besting the aerially inclined undead.  The Lost Boys are discussed, in two completely different incarnations.  Ninja Turtles are given their due respect, Eric’s cool brother is acknowledged, and Marky Mark’s brother is lambasted.  Shame on you, Donnie Wahlberg.  Shame.  On.  You.   Zac and Eric also wax philosophic about the having of cool stuffs, excluding a copy of Strange Wilderness.  Strange Wilderness can go to hell.  It can go to hell and it can die.

The Guys implore you to help them with their pathetic logo.  Please, have you no hearts?  An extreme statement is made towards a Last Comic Standing contestant, the dangers of saying “retard”, another not so subtle plea to The Plume, and the great Mustache Musical formula is revealed!  You’ll never listen to rock and roll the same again.  Also, a slight against Bob Ritchie, the Emo, and Weller tells us how he really feels about Bob Seger.  We’re probably not going to Katmandu!

This week, The Guys battle a phobia of abnormal female anatomical structures before discussing alternate career choices involving their sexualities...as well as giant crabs.  It’s only half as troubling as it sounds.  A third joins their palaver to help discuss unlawful carnal knowledge of the animated kind, ginormous children and the deity known as Dr. Phil.  Let’s do it.

Due to forces in the universe outside their control, The Guys must sever their alliance permanently.  Only Zac remains and must train a new ally.  Together may they become more powerful than anyone can possibly imagine; and with their forces combined, conquer age old questions.  Is it OK to hit a bitch?  Does the world need a new sexual technique? Who won the guest host vote?

Also, a shout out to the business that made it all possible…and much MUCH MORE!

The Guys reunite!  Cory returns in a flurry of explanations, excuses, and apologies…well…sort of.  The Guys make fragile amends with The Schnack, try their luck with multiple microphone recording and pimp Last Comic Standing…again.  Cory takes an opportunity to look at the inner “Core”, if you will, and Zac bears his White Trash roots for everyone to see.  The Asian Invasion strikes a Journey tribute band, Zac reveals a new "celebrity" crush...Plus, much, much more!

The Guys again enlist the aid of the One Called Weller to fill the chasm left by Cory’s continued absence.  The dilemma known as the threesome, is contemplated.  Is a 7 strong enough to offset a 3?  You decide.  Also, the first listener challenge has been met, with mediocre results.  Weller argues that bald is beautiful, but not necessarily as cost affective as one might think.  Zac slips a C-word and The Courtship of Ken Plume sinks to an embarrassing, yet hopefully effective, low…plus much MUCH more!