While on this podcast we usually like to talk about the topics that don't matter, for one episode we talk about topics that actually DO matter. And we're only doing thing because we finally have the one guest we've been meaning to have on since the beginning. He's called in, left voicemails, and engaged in all the ways possible. You know him, you may or may not love him, he's a cult leader... please welcome Josiah Dickens to the third microphone.