In this episode we clock the T-Rex at 32 MPH and test the fences for weaknesses as we explore Jurassic Park and the series of diminishing returns, er, rather, sequels.

Terminator 2: a movie so good it has sustained a 30 year mini-industry of subpar to outright terrible sequels. Steve and Oriana dive deep on all things Terminator, James Cameron, and weird body standards for modern male actors

We're stealing the NOC list from Langley and emailing Max@John3:14 to let her know that we're finally talking about Mission: Impossible, the 1996 classic spy thriller.

Grab your multi-pass and join us as we discover that the fifth element isn't just some lady, it's actually LOVE!

We're back from our holiday sabbatical and ready to tackle 2022 with even stronger nostalgia for when movies were "good" and "watchable"

In this episode, we're taking the red pill (in a cool way, not a lame incel way) as we jack into The Matrix. This is a special episode because we not only explore the first film, but we dive into its two sequels in preparation for the imminent release of The Matrix Resurrections!

After this episode we'll be taking a little holiday sabbatical, so we'll see you in 2022. Thanks for listening!

Pop quiz hot shot! You're listening to a podcast. The hosts are talking about the 1994 action classic Speed. They're saying you should watch it again if you haven't seen it in a while. What do you do? WHAT do you do?

In this very special episode we both experience Blade for the first time, and then imagine a world where superhero movies are all as good as Blade and make ourselves very sad.

We didn't kill our WIFE! In this episode we explore the start of Harrison Ford's transformation from swaggering rogue to grumpy dad. Also, did you know Tommy Lee Jones wasn't a well-known star before this movie? AND that he won an Oscar for this role??

For our Halloween special we visit a new dimension of mediocrity as Steve returns to a childhood favorite and Oriana experiences Evil Sam Neill for the first time. Both leave pretty disappointed

We enjoy a big glass of sugar in water as we rewatch this all-time classic, and then realize that the Bug had some good points as we watch the 2019 reboot