I just got back from going on vacation by myself, hear about all the fun I had, and stay tuned for my story about going on vacation by myself last year where I didn't have very much fun at all.

Everything ever is a parallel. Feeling good, looking better. 

I didn't like this episode so much, you can probably skip it tbh

I might not be 100% for this weeks episode, but you know what, that might just make it the best one yet. 

I'm back in school and I talk about some good times, some bad times, some 1984 brainless sheep, and how I'm never going to do another nice thing for a stranger ever again. 

I'm really upset this week but the show must go on, and I'm bringing the whales for the second episode.

First official episode, talk some baseball, and talk some teenage shenanigans.

I figure out more about what I'm going to be doing moving forward with the podcast and tell a story about onions and instruments.

I introduce myself and the purpose behind making a podcast, tell a story of getting blackmailed from my tinder match, and then fall apart trying to fit another 10 minutes or so into the episode for some reason.