Mitchoy Chats!

"You better grow eyes in the back of your head, you horned piece of shit, because I'm not gonna sleep until worms are crawling up your foam_rubber ass! I'm goin' on safari motherfucker! SAH FAR I!!!"

Next up on the MITCHOY CHATS! chopping block is, "Death to Smoochy." Made in 2002, this deranged but brilliant dark comedy from director Danny DeVito has the boys looking at children's television in a whole new light…

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Artwork by Jamison Eckert.

"There are only murderers in this room, Michael! Open your eyes! This is the life we chose, the life we lead, and there is only one guarantee; none of us will see heaven..."

For Episode 26 of MITCHOY CHATS!, Frank Mitchell breaks out his favorite film, holds Mike Foy & Mr D. at gun point with his Thompson, and settles in to watch & discuss this often over looked film from 2002.

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"These tapes only affect you, if you play them in the correct sequence..."

Mike, Frank & Mr D. have discovered a whole new box of creepy murder tapes in the basement of a Cult leader. As the boys sit down to watch them, they soon find themselves being Haunted in a Zombie Park right next to Alien Abduction lane, all while dissecting V/H/S 2.

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"Come on Cohaagen! You got what you want! Give these people the air!!"

It's crunch time and the boys are getting their collective asses to Mars. While discussing Total Recall, they evade Cohaagen and his storm troopers, aid the mutants in their rebellion, and finally start the reactor.

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"There's something out there; That witch in the cellar is only part of it. It lives out in those woods, in the dark, something that's come back from the dead..."

Mike Foy has rented the cabin. Frank Mitchell brought the food. Mikey DiGioia drove the car. Now, in the middle of nowhere, in the dark of night, the boys will read from the Naturon Demonto and battle to stay alive while talking about the original "EVIL DEAD" Trilogy…

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Artwork by Jamison Eckert.

"You got me..."

To the Crystal Ship! Mike, Frank & Mr D don their safety gear, grab all their Sudafed, and sit down for a conversation regarding one of the greatest shows of all-time: Breaking Bad. From where it started, where it is now to where it may be heading; It's all discussed here!

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"The problem is the big gorilla in the maroon car who's trying to kill me..."

In a twist on their classic movie-reviewing fare, our three favorite taxidermists sit down to discuss their favorite movies, and whether or not they can commit to just one movie for each of them.

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"Me? Oh, I'm just a fly in the ointment, Hans. The monkey in the wrench..."

"The same albino jackrabbit son of a bitch who did Hunsacker!"

The three wise men Mike, Frank, and Mr. D grab all the guns they can, along with a few jugs in case there's a water puzzle, mount up and rip through the streets of Los Angeles while they discuss the similarities and near sequalities in both the Die Hard and Lethal Weapon series!

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"Hello, handsome, is that a ten-gallon hat or are you just enjoying the show?"

Coinciding perfectly with the release of the Blu-Ray set, Mr. D, Mike Foy and Frank grab a can of beans, a green feathered hat, our books detailing how to reanimate the dead and leave our worries of racism behind as we saddle up and discuss one of the greats; Mel Brooks!

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"The celebration tonight is a travesty; we're honoring murderers..."

With Halloween upon us, Mike, Frank & Mr D. bolt the doors, latch the windows and grab their flashlights as The Fog rolls in. The boys discuss the impact of classic ghost stories and the abomination that is the remake. So keep your back against the wall and stay out of The Fog!

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Artwork by Jamison Eckert