Ice cream paint jobs down the alleyways of the east side rollin' hard in a rascal like a gentle minion asking for extra bananas in a busy restaurant like a boomer buying milk in a Quick Stop Groceries that ran out of Gatorade because everyone took one after the hockey game on the roof except instead of a movie being made about it instead you get this.

Five voices in your ear like a Montreal Screw-job!

Chugging Pickle Moonshine and Three Birds Hard Seltzers like a Front Line Border Security Shooting a Hard No into a Rocket on the 5th of July!

Hot Tub Etiquette grinding up against other hot tubbers' gears popping the best brews this side north of the border!

Jon, Kevin, and Miguel join forces on this episode like a prequel sequel holy shit this episode has a lot of people.

Slurpy, ICEE, Polar Pops, or QT Freeze. We answer the questions that you didn't ask! From Double-Kick pedals to Letterkenny, this episode answers the darkest question of all, Am I The Asshole? Yes, Yes I am.

Risen from Bed Bath & Beyond like a foam soap 5 for 25 deal with new stories and special guest drop-ins! Jeff tells his 20 year class reunion story, Leo lays out the perfect first date, taste testing Bang Mixx seltzers, and Super Humman Fecal Family Matters!

Happy Mother's Day to all the mothers out there. This week we have 2 special guests, returning guest Miguel and new guest Danny. We talk Dr. Strange, Dave Chappelle, Amber Heard and John Deppy, AND the RETURN of 'Name That Tune!'

Back harder than an Amber Turd pile of crap in your bed that haunts your nightmares on a weekday when you have to get up early so you listen to The Mixtape Ambassadors when you wake up... Next to Amber Heards human fecal matter!

I was painting my house while uploading this so this is what I got!

Back at it yet again this week vibing with Car Bombs and hot moms! episode so good it'll make you wanna slap Chris Rock!

We're back, we're in a war, it's chaos and pandemonium. In runs Stone Cold with a Steel Chair! The Dudley Boys are setting up the table! OH MAW GAWD! it's a SLOBBERKNOCKER!

Joined today by Chanda, Crystal, and Miguel we run through Valentine's Day, Dr. Strange, and Cupcake! Someone dies in the end!