This week, Red continues to rise, Gold continues to fall, and Sevro's off somewhere stealing eyeballs. Plus, The Ins and Outs of Faking Your Own Death; A Totally Traumatizing Howler Initiation; Your Survival Guide to Crash Landing into Arctic Water; and Cassius Goes Missing For Another Hundred Pages.

M+K discover they were dead wrong about Ares, but it doesn't stop them from making more predictions about what's to come. Plus, It's Only Book Two and All the Adults are Dead; A Game of Lost and Found Starring John the Baptist's Head; Et Tu, Roque?; and The Most Bizarre Battle Strategies in History.

M+K share some wild theories to try and answer the burning question: “Who the goryhell is Ares?” Plus, M’s Crippling Fear of Winning a Game Show; All the Fun Ways Space Can Kill You; Real Ladies Don’t Fight Duels Over Flower Arrangements; and Thanks For Kidnapping Me, Can I Have Your Autograph?

M+K get drafted into their Institute Houses with some disconcerting results. Plus, Space Operas, Horse Operas, and Planetary Romances; Famous Songs You Won't Believe Were Banned; Some Seriously Scandalous Chess Moves; and a 10-Year-Long Game of Capture the Flag. 

M+K set off on a wild ride to the red planet for the start of their newest sci-fi series. Plus, Climbing Mountains and Crying Along to Taylor Swift; A Color Hierarchy So Complicated We Had to Write it Down; M Takes on Some Lateral Thinking Challenges; and Every Random Thing We Ever Learned About Roman Mythology.

M+K bestow Young Elite names and superpowers on each other and reflect on the fate of their beloved characters after a literal journey to Hell. Plus, Brunch, LOTR Marathons, and Other Things Maggelina Can’t Do; Welcome to the Wolf Pack; The Sea Goat and Other Lesser-Known Constellations; and The Best Place to Volunteer as Human Sacrifice.

M+K pick their personal alignments with the 12 Young Elite gods and worry that Adelina's darkness is starting to rub off. Plus, The World's Most Horrifying Dungeons; Saved by the Safety Coffin Bell; Don't Bring Ex-Boyfriends Back From the Dead; and The Middle-Age Mediocres.

This week M+K contend with a fiery battle at sea, an unhinged holy man, and a botched resurrection that everyone regrets. Plus, What Do Jesus and Enzo Have in Common?; We Have All the Symptoms of Bibliomania; M Might Be a Modern-Day Mercenary; and The Enemy of My Enemy is My Friend. 

M+K meet up for their first face-to-face recording and analyze the ever-changing relationships, alliances, and motivations of the growing cast of young elites. Plus, Mother's Day Parenting Advice: Don't Sell Your Children; Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Japanese Courtesans; Learning to Waltz Like a Willow Tree; and The Rose Society Pledges to Break All Their Promises.

M+K are thrown for a loop by the death of a major character. Plus, Adelenzo: The Deeply Dysfunctional Power Couple; Urine Baths, Shaved Chickens, and Other Plague Cures That Didn't Work; A Sidebar of Really Weird Nursery Rhymes; and K's Second Favorite Muffin Joke.