Hide your Kias and Al-Qaeda Grandpas, they stealing errethang out here. Dan and John everything from American Hummus Parties, the KIA BOYZ, Houston’s failed gun buyback, J6, Legendary grandma’s with Giant Penises on their grave, The Forward Party, and Monkeypox. Strap in.

Huge thanks to Mountain Drew, Paul Branum, Gerald the Spook, and Ethan Crawley for finding that Paypal donate link Much appreciated men, and welcome to the Offensive!

Thank you to Boo-bury, Lavish, and PocketParley for sending in boosts live during the show! It’s true, only feds drop a physical mic. These fine folks have proven they are a MMO certified non-feds by donating to the show. You too can easily be certified as a non-fed, but will be an assumed fed until you do!

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Submit your artwork to [email protected]! We are not photographically creative and are looking for people to help spruce up our album art! This will also make us less suspicious of you!

3D Print Guns, Sell them to the Government, and Stay Frosty!

C U Next Tuesday!