Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson. Joe finds a sleeping child in his movie theater, as the prophecy foretold. But only Lev had heard the prophecy and he didn't pass on that information to Joe. Patrick can't decide if he should roll the dice and try a new type of non-dairy milk this week. What did the prophecy foretell about his decision's effect on the fate of the multiverse? Find out on this week's episode of 'What the Hell Happened to Them?'

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Disclaimer: This episode was recorded in July 2026. References may feel confusing and/or dated unusually quickly.

'Moana' is available in theaters now (though hopefully not for long). Real Moana can be found at : https://www.amazon.com/Moana-Blu-ray-Auli%CA%BBi-Cravalho/dp/B0DRHG4DY7/

Music from "My Heart Will Go On" by Celine Dion

"Artists are the Greatest People" by Flight of the Conchords

Artwork from BJ West

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